Music Baby Onesies

Thus the Yardbirds begat Cream

The stars look very different today

Near The End Of Ravel's 'Bolero'

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And Now, God Help Us All, Rachmaninoff's Concerto

Ready, Hans? Deep Breath

'it Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That

Mozart At Three

I Suppose You Know You're Spoiling That Dog

The Only Thing That's Never Going Away Is Joni

The Cat Has To Go

A Baseball Catcher Speaks To An Orchestra

More Squeaky Toy

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Masked Band

Won't You Please Welcome Edwin Nells -

A Violinist Speaks To A Wildly Gesturing

What'll It Be - Novocain Or Yanni?

Members At A Board Meeting Sit. One Man

Men Playing Instruments On Different Levels

Temporary Insanity

As Far As I'm Concerned

The Music Was So Loud I Couldn't Hear Myself Talk

What Do The Instructions Say?

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Luckily, The Industrial-strength Earplugs

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I will now play a familiar seasonal piece

Music Of The Spheres

Gabe's In The Guitar Hero Program At Juilliard

It Looks Like No One Is Coming

The Phitness Quartet

'pairs'

You're Just In Time. I Permit Him Three Skirls

What's It All

This Here Is A Little Number I Wrote When

We Tried Six Speakers

Rock Based Content

David Never Gives Up. I Used To Think That

What Makes You Think Frank Sinatra

Pete Townshend Vineyards

This calls for some spooky music

Do You Ever Have Days When You Wish

The Problem of Pillaging and Plundering Songs

Can't You Just Say 'scarlatti' Instead

That's Show Business

Music When I Run

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Three Melodic Geniuses

Let's Run Through It Again. They're Not Budging

He's Going To Feel That Tomorrow

Stay Up All Night

Batteries . . . Batteries