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It's Good To Know About Trees. Just Remember
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Read Me The Part Again
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I've Always Had This Dream Of Buying A Little
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If You Had An Account Here
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Before we discuss destroying the competition
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Sure, We Need Affordable Housing - Just So Long
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The Figures For The Last Quarter Are In
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Of Course, You Realize That Respectability
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Yo! My Man! Who Be Needin' 'ariadne Auf Naxos'
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This Might Not Be Ethical. Is That A Problem
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I Sold My Soul For About A Tenth Of What The Damn
William Hamilton
Marsha, I Can't Take The Kids - I've Got
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You Drive Yourself Too Hard. You Really
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Charging You Anything Less Would Be Improper
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It's Been Moved And Seconded That We Fly
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I Dreamed Last Night That We Two-hundred-dollared
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Trim The Fat? Are You Kidding? We're The Fat!
Joseph Mirachi
Where Are The Reporters?
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A Fairy Is Seen Talking To A Man Seated
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Your Honor, My Client Pleads Guilty To An
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Frankly, I Hate Weekends. They Break My Momentum
Dean Vietor
Now, There's A Guy Who's Ruined Christmas
Robert J. Day
A Father Speaks To His Son
Mike Twohy
New Yorker December 12th, 2005
David Sipress
His Only Request Was That He Be Buried
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Where There's Smoke
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I'm Overcompensated
Robert Weber
New Yorker April 25th, 1988
Simon Bond
Your Favorite Scene
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Trophy Husbands
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My Report Is On Money
Mike Twohy
If You Could Have Three Wishes
Eric Teitelbaum
New Yorker December 18th, 1995
J.P. Rini
And Don't Go Auctioning Off My Stuff
Edward Frascino
He's Certainly Been Getting A Lot More Than
Mort Gerberg
There's No Need For Your Kitty To Be Envious
Mischa Richter
They Always Like A Festive Atmosphere To Vote
Leonard Dove
A Little Bit Of Giving
Maddie Dai
This One We Can Let
JB Handelsman
A Man On A Couch Speaks To His Therapist
Lee Lorenz
A Ceo Speaks To An Employee
Barbara Smaller
Are You The Angry Young Artist Or The Angry Young
Michael Crawford
Making Money's Even More Of A Kick When No One
William Hamilton
Two Women Wearing Jay-thorpe And Bendel Dresses
William Bolin
O.k. Guys, Now Lets Go And Earn That Four Hundred
William Hamilton
You'll Like The Emphasis He Places On Money
Bernard Schoenbaum
Let's Just Say That I've Lived Up To The Highest
Bernard Schoenbaum
Let's Face It - Man's Best Friend Is Money
Bernard Schoenbaum
Ever The Gentleman
Charles Barsotti
I Don't Have A Title Yet
Michael Maslin
Let's Face It - I'm A Bit Of A Control Freak
James Stevenson
Corrupted Absolutely - And You?
Charles Barsotti
What's In It For Me?
Arnie Levin
It's True That More Is Not Necessarily Better
Charles Saxon
Let's Face
William Hamilton
I Have To Take One Three Times A Day To Curb
Dana Fradon
It's True, I Do Have Tons Of Money. But, Let's
Jack Ziegler
I'm As Aware Of The Evils Of Communism As Anyone
Donald Reilly
My Latest Is Called 'how I Made Thirty-?ve
Robert Weber
I Can Do The Investment Banking
Tom Toro
Just A Small One
JB Handelsman
In An Office Bathroom A Businessman Holds
Corey Pandolph
You May Rest Assured That We're Doing Everything
Tom Cheney
While It's Not A Cure
Frank Cotham
True, I Can't Take It With Me, But I Can Take
Donald Reilly
It's Bad News
Kenneth Mahood
Clash Of The Titans
''tis My Season!'
Justin Gree