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The Sheriff's Lyric Poetry
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'george Gershwin
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Oh, You Press The Button Down. The Data
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You Do The Hokeypokey And You Turn Yourself
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And When Did It ?rst Occur To You That Perhaps
Frank Modell
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
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Listen To This: 'extensive Research Has Recently
Al Ross
C'mon, Sugar, Take A Walk On The Mild Side
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Jake, We Women Find Your Lyrics Cruel, Demeaning
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I Can't Help Thinking Of The Lyrics To That Old
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I See Here The Party Of The First Part Says
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Three Melodic Geniuses
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The Participatory Blues
Michael Crawford
Old Macdonald Had A Farm
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Title: Pandora's Music Box. A Woman Is Thrust
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A Busker Sings And Plays Guitar For Uninterested
Michael Shaw
Jack And Jennifer
Edward Frascino
Oops! There Goes Another Rubber-tree Plant!
Victoria Roberts
Christmas-plex
John O'Brien
New Yorker September 27th, 1976
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Owl And Pussycat
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It Must Have Been Moonglow Way Up In The Blue
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Damn It, Kimball, Don't You Know All The Words
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Three Hysterically Blind Mice
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Erato Makes A Stupid Suggestion
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I Think, Gentlemen, It's Time To Plan The Annual
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New Yorker September 13th, 1999
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A Wizard With Phrases Written All Over His Cloak
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Start Spreadin' The News . . . I'm Leavin' Today
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How About This? 'old Bob Dole Is A Merry Old
Edward Frascino
Since You Asked
Roz Chast
I'm A Little Teapot
Donald Reilly
I Myself Don't See Much Hope For An Inter-utensil
Warren Miller
What Signifies The Life O' Man
William Steig
'relax. It's Summertime And The Living Is Easy.'
Charles Barsotti
Spacious Skies
Amber Waves Of Grain
Purple
Sidney Harris
Who Knows The Words To The Theme Song
William Haefeli
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas
Jack Ziegler
How Many Verses Of 'froggie Went A-courting'
Michael Crawford
Well, It's Official. Any Chance
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Gentlemen, Let's Pick It Up Again With 'i Been
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When We Were Together
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Show Me The Way To The Next Karaoke Bar
Victoria Roberts
You Can Still Go Over The River
Mike Twohy
We, The Jury, Find The Defendant Guilty
Bruce Eric Kaplan
My Daddy's Rich And My Ma Is Good-lookin'
Robert Weber
Now, If Only Daddy Were Rich And Mommy
Michael Crawford
No, Thanks. I'm Still Hoping For A Trip
Donald Reilly
Old Macdonald Checks His Voice Mail:
Lee Lorenz
First You Must See Dr. Ta
George Booth
Take Me Out To The Ballgame! I Don't Care If
Al Ross
When 'hey Diddle Diddle' Came
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Listen, You're No Picnic, Either
Mike Twohy
New Yorker April 7th, 1986
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New Yorker August 24th, 1987
Henry Martin
You're The Top
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I Hate To See The Evening Sun Go Down
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No More Pipe
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I've Had It Up To Here With Him And His Lilt
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Have You Ever Considered
Ed Fisher
Fenton, Bring Me My Pipe, My Bowl, And My Nat
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Rock-a-bye-baby On The Tree Top
Henry Martin
I Dooon't Know This Sooonngg
Asher Perlman
I'm On The Range
Charles Barsotti
Hey! Forget Your Troubles. Come
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