'season's Greetings' Looks O.k. To Me. Let's Run
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One Whale Says To Another
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Look, I'm Not Saying It's Going To Be Today. But
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Lone Wolf:
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Am I The Smart One And You're The Pretty One Or
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I Said, 'fetch Chardonnay,' Not 'riesling.'
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Either Cheer Up Or Take Off The Hat
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This One's From You Know Who
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Let Me Refresh Your Memory. It Was The Night
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Christmas At The Ice Rink
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Gary Basks In The Glow
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Santa's Golfing
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Santa Claus Is In A Locker Room Speaking
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Woman Is Dressed As A Christmas Tree
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Last Year's Mistake
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A Man Stands At The Top Of A Ski Slope
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It's Got Pockets
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Descendant Of Wolves
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A Jewish Boy Wearing A Yarmulke Sits Atop
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And When Did You First Realize You Weren't Like
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They All Want a Scarf
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Every year he regifts himself to me
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I Didn't Say I Would Help
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Three Jews Are Standing In A Line
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Is It Any Wonder You Got Coal In Your Stocking?
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You Have Cookie Breath Again
Lee Lorenz
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John Jonik
Smile for our Christmas card
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When I Start To Think That Life Is Utterly
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The Annual Mortification of the Canines
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Just More Snow
Harry Bliss
Snow Falling On Accountants -- Two Men Walk
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How the hell am I supposed to compete with that
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Two Elves On A Snow-covered Roof Yell
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Winter Suited Volunteers Hold Out Dog Dishes
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Santa To Wife
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Frank Modell
An Elf Carrying Briefcase Says To The Man
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One More Spicy Crunchy Salmon Roll
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Yourself in Five Years
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Three Men On Camels Look At The Night Sky. One
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Santa Claus Angrily Crosses Off Names
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'fine. And You?'
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We Must Be In The Italian Alps
Bill Woodman
Keeping Warm
George Booth
The truth about Santa
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Rudolph I Don't Know If The Boss Is Gonna Like
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Every day is a gift
Pia Guerra
Savor the Moment
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Trans-Seasonal Coat
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Want to Find Some Kids and Start Rome?
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Title: Snowmensch Snowman Hands His Carrot Nose
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A Woman Rents A Dog Sled Out Of A Row Of Kiosks
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I Think I Preferred It Before He Became An
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Old Testament Santa
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Roz Chast
On The Plus Side We Won't Have Access To The News
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And We Didn't Get Anything For Him
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I Saw No Shadow
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