No, I Found My Ball. I'm Looking For The Golf
Chon Day
New Yorker December 14th, 1946
Chon Day
When Will He Be Able To Sit Up And Take Criticism?
Chon Day
Can I Have That With A Twist?
Chon Day
Never Mind Mentioning All Twenty-five Of Them
Chon Day
I Don't Think You Even Want To See The Louvre
Chon Day
Do You Get Overtime For This
Chon Day
Hmm - I Don't Like The Looks Of That Eye
Chon Day
I'm Sorry, But I Wasn't Really Paying Attention
Chon Day
Do You Ever Have Days When You Wish
Chon Day
Eat Drink And Be Merry
Chon Day
And Now I Want To Thank You Very Much
Chon Day
Just Once, Before I Die, I'd Like To Lay A Golden
Chon Day
We Find The Defendant Guilty As Charged
Chon Day
I've Just About Resigned Myself To Your Getting
Chon Day
New Yorker July 8th, 1950
Chon Day
We Find The Defendant Innocent But Very Neurotic
Chon Day
Which Country Is The Least Mad At Us?
Chon Day
All Right, Then. It Is I!
Chon Day
New Yorker February 19th, 1944
Chon Day
Do You Have Any Caddies Who Don't Grin?
Chon Day
New Yorker December 30th, 1944
Chon Day
New Yorker May 1st, 1943
Chon Day
Would You Be Interested In Helping To Save
Chon Day
'put Up With Thy Neighbor'
Chon Day
And Just What Color Are Your Husband's Beady
Chon Day
I Am Afraid The Reason Is Personal
Chon Day
New Yorker April 23rd, 1990
Chon Day
'prurient Interests Next 7 Exits.'
Chon Day
New Yorker March 13th, 1995
Chon Day
It's A Duckey Dickey
Chon Day
No, You May Not Have One Hundred Dollars
Chon Day
Sometimes I Think You're A Serious
Chon Day
You Look Like A Man Who Picks His Own Width
Chon Day
Also Available To Guests Is Donkey Polo
Chon Day
The Machine Then Selects The Likely Equations
Chon Day
New Yorker June 6th, 1953
Chon Day
I Want You To Turn In Your Diners' Club Card
Chon Day
I Thought If I Could Change My Name
Chon Day
Hold It A Second
Chon Day
Another Fuse! You'll Have To Make A Choice -
Chon Day
You Have Thirty-two Cavities
Chon Day
That Should Keep Your Mother Quiet
Chon Day
. . . And Besides That
Chon Day
What Do You Mean
Chon Day
You're Right - It Doesn't Have A Blade!
Chon Day
New Yorker July 15th, 1950
Chon Day
Oh, Harris, I'd Like A Word With You
Chon Day
Which Ten Books Would You Have Brought
Chon Day
What About Dames?
Chon Day
Would That Be Gross Or Take-home?
Chon Day
Forgive Me My Trespasses
Chon Day
Is That The Big One With The Knob
Chon Day
New Yorker April 10th, 1954
Chon Day
I Just Stopped By To Have My Windshield Cleaned
Chon Day
New Yorker November 25th, 1944
Chon Day
New Yorker March 18th, 1944
Chon Day
Boy! This Job Came Just In The Nick Of Time
Chon Day
Just Think! We're In Italy At Last
Chon Day
What Do You ?gure On Doing Between Wars?
Chon Day
It's A Blue Roadster With Some Tread Showing
Chon Day
Suppose I Should Bump You Off Right Now -
Chon Day
No One's Done Anything Wrong
Chon Day
New Yorker February 26th, 1944
Chon Day
Here Comes That Damned Cook
Chon Day
New Yorker August 14th, 1943
Chon Day