Is that all you can think about
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First Cats To Be Domesticated
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I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would Be So Much
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Healthy Enough For Bacon
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Man In Kitchen Surrounded By Dishes
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Take Your Time
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Who's A Good Dog?
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The Cat Has To Go
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And on the 8th Day
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Turning It Off And Taking A Nap
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A Man Speaks To A Woman On A Date At A Restaurant
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Monument Of The One Who Did The Dishes Yesterday
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If You're On A Budget
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They Hated Me
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An Overly Large Bird Peers Into The Bedroom
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New Yorker July 31st, 2006
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The only thing holding me together
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A Man Whose Body Is Covered Every Inch
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I floss alone
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An Angel Therapist Takes Notes As God Lays
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A Man Proposes To A Woman In A Restaurant
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The Man Who Knew Enough
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Just give him your cashmere
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Do you have room in your bag for this
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Will You Still Love Me
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A Man And A Woman In Swimsuits And Diving Gear
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Lois Lane And Superman Talk On The Street. Digibuy
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It's Not You - It's Natural Selection
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They are really comfy
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Lunch From Home
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The Giant Spider
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Heavy Headed
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Someone Shouting Freebird At A St. Patrick's Day
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A Child Jumps On His Parents' Bed
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Feeling Stupid Yet? No? Then Keep Going!
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I'm Burning My Little Black Dresses And Moving
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I Was Going To Wake You Up With Oral Sex This
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At the Local Beards Anon Meeting
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Umbrella Offender
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The Little Engine
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Not Another Night At Home
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Is It My Sinister Cat?
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Your Alone Time
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I Need People To Like Me
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Totally Dignified Reasons
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A Spell That Turned You
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A Depressed Looking Man Says To His Wife
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An Angry Giant Woman Picks A Man Up
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God Stands In A Cloud Formation In Space
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Man To Wife During Wedding Vows
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An Emergency Room Doctor Advises
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A Man With A Clipboard Approaches A Disgruntled
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A Young Woman Stands Facing A Full-length Mirror
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College Student Leaving Parents
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Two Men In A Small Cubicle Speak To Each Other
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New Yorker September 21st, 2009
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Excuse Me, But I Think You're In My Seat
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What Makes People Wear Clogs?
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The Passive-agressive Door-holding Game:
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Would You Mind Taking A Picture
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Forget It, Josh - Neither Of Us Has The Time
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I Paid Three Grand For This Dress - I'll Wear
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I'm Kind Of Enjoying Black-tie Fridays
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Mommy, When Will I Blossom Into A Beautiful
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Moist Towelette To Cleanse Your Palate?
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The soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper
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Jer I just feel so empty
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Lip balm
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And do you both promise to believe you can be better
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