Bedtime Stories
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Right Now, I'm Dealing With All This Spring
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It's The Naps You Don't Take That You Regret
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We Structured The Deal So It Won't Make Any Sense
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I Can't Believe You Symbolize Peace When You're
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Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda. Next!
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Why I Teach
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New Yorker April 5th, 1999
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Party Rentals
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A Husband Says To His Wife In Their Livingroom
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'it Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That
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A Husband And Wife Recline Next To Their Pool
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Two Women Walk
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A Husband Talks To His Wife In Their Living Room
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Well, As We Thought, It's Something Gross
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I Like Things To Be Done My Own Particular Way
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Somehow, In All The Confusion, I Aged
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Screen Time
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A Woman And Man Converse At An Elegant Cocktail
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People Are O.k
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Bad News - We're All Out Of Our Minds. You're
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I Wish I Were A Better Speck Of Dust
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Excuse Me - I Think There's Something Wrong
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I Have No Idea Where We Parked The Car
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I Find That Incessant Barking Eases The Pain
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And Cleaned For Hours
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A Waitress In A Crowded Restaurant Addresses
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In My Day, People Died
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This Isn't Tap Water
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Of Course I Care About How You Imagined I Thought
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'fine. And You?'
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Did You Ever Have One Of Those Days When You Felt
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Remember how nice things were before they made America great?
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The parking is terrible so we decided to never do anything again
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Our thoughts and prayers
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A Dog Talks To His Owner
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An Analyst Addresses His Patient
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A Person Now In Heaven Talks To God
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Two Panels How Much Everyone Got Upset In Real
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Two Horses Approach Another In A Meadow
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Just Sitting Here Waiting For Facebook To Go Away
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My Contractor Told Me Rome Would Only Take A Day
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I Just Have A Few Minor Fixes That Will Ruin
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Why, Yes, I Do Have Buns Of Steel
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Sometimes It's Important To Stop Whatever Break
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A Bad Month
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Dogs are men
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The White Whale
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Mary Had A Little Lamb
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Two Middle-aged Women Walk Down The Street
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A Wife Stands In A Doorway Addressing Her Husband
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Spring Cleaning
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One Office Worker Speaks To Another Seated
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A Mother Bird Holds Worms To Feed To Her Young
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A Little Boy Asks A Little Girl
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A Husband And Wife Sit In Their Living Room
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A Man At Explains To Two Other Men In The Weight
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A Receptionist Informs A Man Standing
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Come On In - Just Throw Your Coats In The Garbage
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I Was Reading Somewhere That People Are Stupid
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This Is A Little Embarrassing To Admit
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It Was So Depressing. When I Go To The Theatre
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New Yorker May 18th, 1992
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If Music Be The Food Of Love
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The Goldmans Hire A Media Consultant
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All Right. Time To Grow Up
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Sometimes I Think He Can Understand Every Word
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You Do The Hokeypokey And You Turn Yourself
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Man's Best Friend
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I'm Sixty-six - I Don't Want To See Puppets
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Getting ready to celebrate the next chapter
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