Man Gazing at Woman Sipping Wine
Bert Stern
Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?
Charles Barsotti
Howard, I Think The Dog Wants To Go Out
Arnie Levin
Escher Get your ass up here
Robert Leighton
Not Guilty, Because Puppies Do These Things
Charles Barsotti
No Need to Get the Lawyers Involved
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
I think you are wonderful
Charles Barsotti
Dogs At A Meeting
Mike Twohy
Comparison is the Thief of Joy
Julia Suits
Expertise Interrupted
Jason Adam Katzenstein
They Moved My Bowl
Charles Barsotti
Is that all you can think about
Carolita Johnson
New Yorker June 28th, 1976
Dana Fradon
And What Do You Think Will Happen If You Do Get
Charles Barsotti
You Can't Plead Cute
Charles Barsotti
They Rubbed My Tummy
Charles Barsotti
I Love You, And I Want You To Be My Bird
John Norment
New Yorker June 20th, 1983
Roz Chast
Is Oversleeping A Real Thing?
Amy Hwang
Once Again I Find Myself In The Rather Awkward
Michael Maslin
You Seem To Know Something About Law. I Like
Robert Weber
Power of Attorney
Pia Guerra
Two Couples Sitting In The Middle Of A House
David Sipress
Dog Chases After A Ball
Charles Barsotti
Two Polar Bears Eat Spaghetti And Meatballs. One
Benjamin Schwartz
A Lawyer Makes His Case In Front Of A Jury
Paul Noth
Five Dogs Sitting Around A Roundtable
Charles Barsotti
Overuse of the Exclamation Point
Mike Twohy
They just want to dance
Navied Mahdavian
First Rule - What Happens In Accounting Stays
Tom Cheney
Thus the Yardbirds begat Cream
David Sipress
A Couple Driving A Car With A Still Married Sign
Michael Maslin
A Cowboy In A Saloon Has Just Shot The Bartender
Corey Pandolph
And Don't Go Whining To Some Higher Court
Al Ross
Short of dressing up as male doctors
Paul Noth
No, No, That's Not A Sin, Either. My Goodness
Charles Barsotti
A Veterinarian Confronts A Man In The Waiting
Benjamin Schwartz
I Can't Stop Gardening
Victoria Roberts
It's Free But They Sell Your Information
Joe Dator
Hon, Mueller's got this. Come to bed.
Julia Suits
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Charles Barsotti
Two Praying Mantises Facing Each Other
Joe Dator
'ip Gissa Gul'
George Booth
Right Now, I'm Dealing With All This Spring
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Rex here has been going on and on about you
Charles Barsotti
Aphids On The Heliotrope
George Booth
A Small Dog Sits A Short Distance Away
Charles Barsotti
A Cowboy Talks On A Cell Phone In A Desert
Charles Barsotti
Little Girl Handing A Little Boy A Sandwich
Tom Cheney
Woman Stands At The Front Of A Board Room Holding
Farley Katz
A Man Announces At A Business Conference Meeting
Kaamran Hafeez
Thank Goodness You're Here - I Can't Accomplish
David Sipress
It's The Naps You Don't Take That You Regret
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Sure, It May Be Great For Us, But It's Hell
Christopher Weyant
First Cats To Be Domesticated
Carolita Johnson
I Miss Hating The City
Pete Holmes
Sisyphus Balances The Boulder At The Top
Michael Crawford
A Caveman And Cavewoman Sit On The Floor #1
Liza Donnelly
Give a Dad a Bicycle
Maggie Larson
New Yorker February 25th, 1991
John O'Brien
Birthday Surprise
Edward Steed
I Want My Ashes Scattered Over Bergdorf's
Victoria Roberts
If You Lie Down With Pugs
Victoria Roberts
A Chicken Tells Her Baby Chick
Charles Barsotti
Two Angels Speak To Each Other In A Baseball
Zachary Kanin
A Man Talking To An Employe At A Wine Store
Kaamran Hafeez
Wine-Tasting Tour
Roz Chast
The Court Is Sorry That It Raised Its Voice
Charles Barsotti
Look, I'm Not Saying It's Going To Be Today. But
Jack Ziegler
Tennis Dog
Jason Adam Katzenstein