Give A Man A Fish
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I Need Some Short-term Economic Stimulus
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Just Once, I'd Like To Be Able To Write A Check
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Have You Got Any Cash On You?
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But, Gosh, Ursula, Together We'd Be Exactly What
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Hello! What's This?
Henry Martin
One Thing More. How's The Neighborhood?
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If The Phone Bill Seems A Little High Next Month
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Hi! I'm Edward Emlyn Parkerson Iv
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On The Other Hand
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Young Woman
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Young Man, I've Stayed At This Hotel Every Year
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I've Called The Family Together To Announce That
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You Young People Today
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Are You The Angry Young Artist Or The Angry Young
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I Know You Young Guys Have A Hard Time Believing
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There Must Be Something In Tiffany's A Young
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What Would You Suggest For A Young Lady Riveter?
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Don't Waste Time On Daddy. Mummy's The Money
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Someday all these anonymous offshore accounts
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I'm Fifty-three
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Model Wearing A Henry Friedrich Coat
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Do You Have A Minute To Talk
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Who Carries Cash Anymore?
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Just What I've Always Wanted
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I Never Told Her
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We Don't Believe In Dowries
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It's People Like
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Going to the Country
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If You Can Make it Here
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Here, Take This Before Clinton Gets His Hands
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We're Student Bookies
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He Says We'll Get Married As Soon As Everything
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You Needn't Wait
Peter Arno
Are You Kidding?
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Herbert, You'll Be Glad To Know That
Alain
And Another Thing - You Can Be Sure That We're
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Never Mind Your Previous Experience. How's
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You Can Pay For It Out Of Income
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You Mean Mr. Mullaney Has Sold This Yacht
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Sorry, Friend, But If They're Going To Mess
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Your Father And I Have Decided To Give Half
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Now, Try To Think Of Yourself In A Silver Frame
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No, You May Not Have One Hundred Dollars
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Relax. Rome Wasn't Fully Funded And Operational
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