I Had An Epiphany
John Kane
Let Me Refresh Your Memory. It Was The Night
Michael Maslin
Excuse Me, May I See Your Invitation?
Henry Martin
Now That You Are A Woman
Mads Horwath
Who Cares What It Is?
Christopher Weyant
One Penguin In A Large Group Of Penguins Speaks
Kaamran Hafeez
I'm Going To Ask The Jury To Hold Its Applause
Michael Maslin
I Suppose You Know You're Spoiling That Dog
Frank Modell
Who Am I To Turn Down Chocolate?
Victoria Roberts
A Daughter Is Seen Speaking With Her Mother Who
William Haefeli
Hon, I Feel Like Riding Out Into Big-sky Country
George Booth
A Vacationing Couple Stands On A Beach
Barbara Smaller
Woman On Couch Says To Man Who Is Reading
William Haefeli
The Guy Who Didn't Know
Roz Chast
I Put Just A Hint Of Rosemary In It
Alan Dunn
I Wish They'd Quit Sending My Financial
David Sipress
As For Me, I Believe In No Taxation, With Or
Ed Fisher
I'm On Sabbatical
Drew Dernavich
I Wanted To Get That Annie Leibovitz Person
Robert Weber
Since Jake left for college
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
This tantrum has been powerful
Elisabeth McNair
What The Hell Was I Supposed To Do? I've
Frank Cotham
Today I'm Fifty - The Old Halfway Point
Robert Weber
Yes, Harold, I Do Speak For All Women
Victoria Roberts
Oh, Not Bad. The Light Comes On, I Press The Bar
Tom Cheney
Why, Yes, I Do Have Buns Of Steel
Bruce Eric Kaplan
An Identity Crisis Last Summer
Warren Miller
I Hope, Reinhardt, That You're Not One Of Those
Charles Barsotti
I Hear You've Been Doing Exciting Things
Mike Twohy
I'm Cutting
Charles Barsotti
I Said Come Alone
Paul Noth
New Yorker December 4th, 1971
Saul Steinberg
Pop, Am I Experiencing A Normal Childhood?
Lee Lorenz
You're Creeping Everyone Out
Joe Dator
Nevermore. And You Can Quote Me
Ed Fisher
Damn It, Conway, When I Say Cheer Up, Don't Give
Stan Hunt
David Never Gives Up. I Used To Think That
Charles Saxon
Mr. Mott, May I Remind You That The Success
Robert Weber
Howard, I Found My Instrument!
Victoria Roberts
That Does It! I'm Voting For Howard Stern
Lee Lorenz
I Can't Take It
Liana Finck
I'm Taking No Extraordinary Measures To Keep
Michael Maslin
I Am the Eggman
Paul Karasik
I Forgot To Say I Was Breast-fed
Mike Twohy
I'm Afraid We'll Have To Keep Him Overnight
Mike Twohy
A Wife Stands In A Doorway Addressing Her Husband
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I Need Some Short-term Economic Stimulus
Bernard Schoenbaum
I'm Into Whole Grains And Long Dirt Baths
Mike Twohy
I Come From The Future
David Sipress
I May Want To Sit. Just Give Me A Chance
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I Feel There's A Whole Culture Around Mules
Victoria Roberts
I Gave On The E Train
George Booth
Am I Doing Something Wrong? You Don't Say 'good
Edward Koren
A Patient Is Seen Speaking To His Psychiatrist
Harry Bliss
You Never Chase Me Through Back Yards Anymore
Eldon Dedini
God, I'll Be Glad When His Genius Grant Runs Out
William Hamilton
No, I Don't Know Where Your Pirate Shirt Is
Victoria Roberts
Just Seeing You Happy Is My Reward - I'm
Michael Maslin
Walking Down Here And Asking If I Can Get
Jack Ziegler
Very Nice, But I Understood
Lee Lorenz
Try To Remain Calm. I'm Going To Talk You Down
J.C. Duffy
How May I Help
Edward Frascino
It's Interesting -- With Each Conviction I Learn
Mike Twohy
I Really Don't Mind
Jon Adams
I Know This Is Hard
Lars Kenseth
A Waiter Speaks To A Customer Who Is Taking
Joe Dator
Your goldfish ran away
Harry Bliss
Woman Holding A Mug Stands Speaking
Barbara Smaller
'the Tragedy Of Prosperity'
Roz Chast