New Yorker September 20th, 1958
Robert Kraus
A Waitress In A Crowded Restaurant Addresses
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Waiter Shows A Bottle Of Wine To Two Dinner
David Sipress
A Waitress Takes A Table's Order
Michael Crawford
A Diner Waitress Talking To A Patron
Emily Flake
A Waitress Takes A Man's Order In A Diner
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker January 18th, 1988
John O'Brien
I'm Sorry, Sir. That's The Children's Menu
Mike Twohy
Breakfast Will Be A Little Late. Our Computer's
William Hamilton
Two Cagneys And A Side Of Garbo To Go. Hold
Jack Ziegler
We Use The Cheapest Ingredients And Pass
Robert Weber
You're Close
Warren Miller
You Folks Ready To Order?
Sidney Harris
You The Potted Meatball?
Lee Lorenz
I'm Sorry, But Chef Scott Feels He's Moved
William Hamilton
Manhattan Mirage
Bruce McCall
I'll Just Have A Diet Coke. I'm In The Middle
Victoria Roberts
Our intestinal biomes are joyous
Edward Koren
What's The Specialty Here?
Peter Arno
A Very Festive Table of Bryn Mawr Alumnae
Helen E Hokinson
What's The Epiphany Of The Day?
Donald Reilly
Our Cook Is Working Through A Lot Of Stuff
Mike Twohy
New Yorker December 7, 1946
Christina Malman
Useful Degrees:
Bachelor Of Waitressing
Roz Chast
Choice Hellhole
Roz Chast
The Thought Bubbles Of A Man In A Diner: That
Jack Ziegler
Representing Enemy Scum
Jeremy Nguyen
Twenty Bucks Says He Pulls Out A Moleskine
Harry Bliss
Fay Caulkins And Payne Payson Sitting At Cafe
Donald Honeyman
It's The Most Blatant Violation Of Park Rules
James Stevenson
'a' As In Argyrokastron?
Alan Dunn
New Yorker November 25th, 1944
Alain
When You Say Artists And Writers Eat Here
Helen E Hokinson
Moist Towelette To Cleanse Your Palate?
Carolita Johnson
Your Companion's Fries
Mads Horwath
The Shrimp Newburg
Warren Miller
What Would You Suggest For Three Hungry Bears?
Helen E Hokinson
A Weightlifter Lifts A Woman
Michael Crawford
A Man Looks At A Menu
J.C. Duffy
Please, Sir! This Isn't My Table
Peter Arno
You'd Think He'd Of Left A Tip
Garrett Price
One Thing I Do Know. You Put An Olive In It
Robert J. Day
Let Me See If I Have It Correctly
James Stevenson
You The Folks Who Ordered These Fool Things?
Perry Barlow
Poor Little Girl
Wallace Morgan
Lunch-hour Highlings
Jack Ziegler
Why Shouldn't I Use It? There's A Good ?fty Miles
Alan Dunn
Get Ready! Here Comes One Now
Alain
When Do The Celebrities Start ?ghting?
Peter Arno
I Don't See How You Boys Tell Each Other Apart!
Helen E. Hokinson
The National Capital
Rumor Hour
Gluyas Williams
The Inner Man
Strict Diet
Gluyas Williams
New Yorker July 13th, 1992
Stephanie Skalisk
See What The Boys In The Back Room Will Have
George Price
New Yorker January 15th, 1944
George Price
Ready, Marcel! You're On Next
Peter Arno
This Steak's Wonderful! It's Hardly Tough At All
Roberta Macdonald
No, But You're Getting Warmer
Chon Day
Being Thin Suits You
Helen E Hokinson
New Yorker March 30th, 1940
Alain
If Everything Has A Funny Taste
Helen E. Hokinson
The National Capital
Senate Restaurant
Gluyas Williams
. . . So Make A Habit Of Straining The Drippings
Perry Barlow
I'll Have Whatever Is Hot
Barbara Smaller
Who Wants To Be Regis
J.C. Duffy
Places, Everybody!
James Stevenson
Less Joie De Vivre
R Van Buren
Cook Says If You Can Keep Her Fairly Steady
Richard Decker