Well If I Can't Be A Cowboy I'll Be A Lawyer
Barbara Smaller
This Usually Fixes Things
Navied Mahdavian
Thanks Again For Coming - I Usually Find These
Tom Chitty
Usually Noninvasive
JC Duffy
Identify a Bird
Julia Suits
A Little Time For Myself
Benjamin Schwartz
I'm Usually Good At This
Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski
Captionless: Whatever It Is I Usually Think About
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Eminence Grise
Charles Barsotti
The Shrimp Newburg
Warren Miller
Please Call Me Back
Zachary Kanin
The Montage
Shannon Wheeler
May I Talk To You Very Con?dentially? This
Helen E. Hokinson
In Washington
JB Handelsman
New Yorker September 17th, 1990
Jack Ziegler
Sound Bites
Sidney Harris
New Yorker January 13th, 1986
Roz Chast
Cryogenic Cookery
Roz Chast
New Yorker August 23rd, 1999
Christopher Weyant
With The Suzuki Method
Mike Twohy
I Usually Wake Up Screaming At Six-thirty
Frank Cotham
We Usually Don't Deliver
Ellis Rosen
I Don't Usually Go To Parties
Robert Weber
Under 'occupation' I Usually Just Put 'roam
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Remind Me Again - What Do I Usually Promise
Drew Panckeri
How Much Of A Gratuity Does Santa Usually Get?
Christopher Weyant
The Number Three Isn't Usually Quite This
Michael Crawford
I Don't Get Out Much - I'm Usually Locked
Frank Cotham
Does He Usually Ooze This Much Sincerity?
Michael Maslin
I Don't Usually Level With Anyone At Cocktail
Bernard Schoenbaum
One Gerbil To Another
Jason Polan
Three Baby Birds In A Nest Talk To A Grown Bird
Trevor Spaulding
A Girl Who Is Talking On The Phone Opens A Fridge
Farley Katz
A Couple Stand Outside Of Their House #1
Christopher Weyant
From A Purely Business Viewpoint
Frank Cotham
Cashier In A Hat Shop Talks To A Man Buying Ten
Michael Maslin
Excuse Me, Ladies And Gentlemen. But When
Michael Maslin
Picking Up Men
Peter C Vey
Good Evening
Henry Martin
But When He Does Say Something
George Price
A Secretary Talks To A Man With A Pizza
Peter C. Vey
Yes, A Hole In Space Three Hundred Million
Donald Reilly
Not What We Ordered
Drew Panckeri
A Zoo Guide Shows Children A Giant Exhibit
Edward Steed