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Use thy core
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Refusing To Use An Oxford Comma
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Not going to use the word blame
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Use your inside scream
Peter Kuper
Luke use the Force
Harry Bliss
Full of bees
Edward Steed
Pre Owned Shells
Amy Hwang
Use your inside voice
Robert Leighton
Use some personality Jeb
Benjamin Schwartz
Facebook is giving us ads for used cars
Maddie Dai
I Guess Well Get Used To This
Julia Suits
Should I Use a Coaster
Ellis Rosen
My Conference Call
Drew Dernavich
We Had Her Declawed
Warren Miller
You Know, We Actually Only Ever Use
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I'm Used To Having A Pussycat Doctor
Arnie Levin
Someday Man Will Find A Peaceful Use
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New Yorker October 10th, 1994
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One More Iambic Pentameter And You're History
Glen Baxter
Just Like Momma Used To Order
Barbara Smaller
I, Too, Used To Drink The Amber-colored Fluids
Jack Ziegler
I used to think you were kinky
Amy Hwang
We used some enhanced interrogation techniques
Joe Dator
Before We Begin
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Treat Me As I Treat Them
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The Burden of Simply Existing
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You And I Run The Place
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It Used To Be About The Music
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Ham Kha
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Pete Townshend Vineyards
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I Used To Be a Dog Walker
Liana Finck
Zorba The Used-car Salesman
W.B. Park
This Used to be an Italian Restaurant
Amy Hwang
Sympathy Cards For Everyday Use
Roz Chast
Why Shouldn't I Use It? There's A Good ?fty Miles
Alan Dunn
I Just Don't Want To Use A Government Email
Emily Flake
Suitable For Home Or Office Use
Tom Cheney
Wow - The House I Was Using As A Hideout
Peter C. Vey
What Good Is Power If You Don't Use It?
Charles Barsotti
I Used To Think It Was Cruel To Keep A Dog
Lee Lorenz
I cant wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with
Liana Finck
The old man who lives there uses dead children to score political points
Jeremy Nguyen
Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used
Christopher Weyant
Which Of These Emoji Would You Use To Mean Cancer
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Make A Note - Their Use Of Tools Is Both
Joe Dator
I Could Use A Security Pat Down About Now
Mike Twohy
New Uses For Excess Coal
Maddie Dai
The plastic straw
Paul Karasik
Presidential Language
Avi Steinberg
Come Back To The Hill
Kendra Allenby
Happy Little Magic Marker
Tim Hamilton
A Caveman Is Juggling Sticks Of Fire While Two
Joe Dator
Support The Nra
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New Yorker December 13th, 1947
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