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He Tells It Like It Is
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An Entirely Average Person
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The Horse Is Nice
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I Have Something To Say
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Mrs. Davis, I Think I Have To Slow Down
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Attention, Everyone! I'd Like To Introduce
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I Wanted This To Work
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