The Phrase You're Groping For Is 'thank You.'
Lee Lorenz
Thank God she was wearing a helmet
Edward Steed
Thanks for Flagging Karen
Maggie Larson
Thank You For Your E-mail
Elisabeth McNair
One man at work thanks the other for taking the blame
Peter C Vey
Thank You So Much For Coming
David Sipress
Thank you so much
William Haefeli
Thanks Again For Coming - I Usually Find These
Tom Chitty
Thanks For Coming To Vote
Emily Bernstein
Your Emails May Be Monitored And Recorded
Kaamran Hafeez
Thank You For Not Running For President #1
Christopher Weyant
Thank Goodness You're Here - I Can't Accomplish
David Sipress
Thanks For Coming
David Sipress
Thank You, April. Now For The Runner-up:
Ed Fisher
Thank goodness we finally have an administration
David Sipress
Thanks For Coming
Emily Bernstein
Thank You For Waking Me Up
Jeremy Nguyen
The Road To No Thanks
Tom Chitty
Never Learning Anything Ever Again
William Haefeli
Back To Doing Absolutely Nothing
Kim Warp
Something Way Worse
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
A Chorus Of Thanks
Tomer Hanuka
Thank You Notes
Zachary Kanin
Thanks, Guys. Looks Great!
Mike Twohy
Not Guilty, Your Honor, And Thank You For Asking
Frank Cotham
Next Customer
Peter Kuper
The Effects of Time Dilation
Darrin Bell
Not serving subpoenas tonight
Brendan Loper
Facebook Is Back
Ivan Ehlers
Letting Me Crash Here
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Cards For Oneself
Roz Chast
Thanks For That
Avi Steinberg
Dear J.j.: Thank You So Much For Your Lovely
Mort Gerberg
Dear Mom And Dad: Just A Quick Note To Thank #1
Tom Cheney
Dear H. & T. Plumbing Company: Thank You So Much
Henry Martin
Thank You For The Lovely Pin-cushing
Perry Barlow
Thanks to Caller ID
Barbara Smaller
Thank You For Agreeing
Akeem Roberts
Thank you For Coming Tonight
Peter C Vey
Thanks A Saddle
Shannon Wheeler
Believing In Santa
Barbara Smaller
Eve Offers Adam An Apple
Harry Bliss
I'd Love Some Feedback
Liana Finck
Dear Aunt Frieda: Thank You Very Much
Charles Saxon
No, Thanks. I'm Trying To Quit
Donald Reilly
My Heartfelt Thanks To Kitty Lundell For Writing
Robert Weber
No, No, Senator, No Thanks Are Necessary At This
Charles Barsotti
You Must Thank Uncle William
Garrett Price
The Person We Have To Thank
JB Handelsman
Moses Engraves Dear G-d
Edward Steed
My reputation is flawless
Ellis Rosen
I've Been Extra Nice
Frank Cotham
New Yorker May 12th, 2008
Roz Chast
Tell your assistant
C Covert Darbyshire
Restless Spirit
Sara Lautman
A Husband Stands Up Before The Thanksgiving
Mike Twohy
Three Balloons With Get Well Messages
Amy Hwang
You Ever Wonder If Trump Is Karmic Retribution
Benjamin Schwartz
New Yorker June 11, 1938
Constantin Alajalov
Three More Months And He Reaches The Mandatory
Richard Taylor
Still, Edgar, You Were Loyal Longer Than Most
Charles Barsotti
Deadlock In Moscow
The General Secretary Insists
James Stevenson
Remember the plan
Darrin Bell
Unflagging Support And Disturbingly Short Term
Christopher Weyant
Here Comes the Airplane
Benjamin Schwartz
Going to Kayla's House
Ali Solomon
Leave it on That Crag
Lila Ash
New Yorker June 14th, 1999
Al Ross