They Moved My Bowl
Charles Barsotti
Businessman Sitting On A Bed In Hotel Room
Jack Ziegler
Your love gives me strength
Charles Barsotti
Make That A Double
George Booth
It's The Naps You Don't Take That You Regret
Bruce Eric Kaplan
He's My Best Friend And He Works Hard All Day
Tom Cheney
The Court Is Sorry That It Raised Its Voice
Charles Barsotti
Oh, God! Here Comes Little Miss Perky
Lee Lorenz
Well, Please Look Again, Operator. It's Fluffy -
Charles Barsotti
As Unbelievable As It May Seem To You Today
Charles Barsotti
My Advice Is To Learn All The Tricks
Charles Barsotti
You Have To Understand. The Hand That
Chris Browne
It's Been Moved That We Adjourn For An Afternoon
Charles Barsotti
Listen thats a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke
Harry Bliss
Better Let Me Do All The Talking
Michael Maslin
On My Way Home Today On The Bus
George Booth
Frantically Acquired Coping Mechanisms
Zoe Si
It's Just A Theory
Charles Barsotti
Fetch It Yourself
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Why Don't You Go Out And Scratch A Chair Or
Frank Modell
I Do What They Tell
Charles Barsotti
You Haven't A Clue What I'm Talking
Jack Ziegler
Fetch And Roll Over Weren't Enough -
Charles Barsotti
This Isn't Tap Water
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Wow, That Sounds Like A Hell Of An Investment
Charles Barsotti
A Newfound Regard
Robert Leighton
Just Seeing You Happy Is My Reward - I'm
Michael Maslin
Their Flirtation Ground To A Halt
Carolita Johnson
Whoa! I Was Just Playing Dead
Michael Maslin
I Started Out Carrying His Newspaper And Fetching
Edward Frascino
Hey, Handsome, Got A Leash? We Could Have Some
Robert Weber
We've Got A Class-action Suit If Ever I Saw One
Mischa Richter
Now, Now, Harrison, We All Start Somewhere
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker October 18th, 1999
Benita Epstein
Look At Me When I'm Talking To You!
Robert Weber
He Is Cute, But You Already Have A Dog
Michael Maslin
You're The One Who Wanted A Boyfriend - You Play
Michael Maslin
I've Been Getting In Touch With The Puppy In Me
Lee Lorenz
I Hate It When He Gets All Robin Williamsy
Bruce Eric Kaplan
'le Cap D'antibes.'
'tuscany.'
Mike Twohy
Oh, God, Am I Housebroken
Charles Barsotti
Consider Yourself Chased
Charles Barsotti
For His Next Picture
James Stevenson
So Call The Smoke Police
Charles Barsotti
We Think He Picked It Up At The Kennel
Mike Twohy
Oh No, Not Homework Again
Arnie Levin
Anything Else While I'm There?
Michael Maslin
We Do All Those Old Tricks Electronically Now
Charles Barsotti
Brandy, Coffee, Decaf, Herb Tea, Or Cran-apple?
James Stevenson
We're Out Of The Cat Food. Permit
Michael Crawford
Would It Kill You To Say 'good Doggy' Once
Lee Lorenz
I'd Love
Bruce Eric Kaplan
O.k., I'm On My Way Home
Charles Barsotti
Stay? But, Harv, There's A Great, Wide, Wonderful
Mischa Richter
I've Grown, And You Haven't
Eldon Dedini
Boy, I'd Love To Meet You Sometime Off Leash
Mort Gerberg
And When The Time Comes The Company Will Put
Charles Barsotti
Keep It Up - The Picture's Coming In
Charles Barsotti
I'd Better Run - They're Expecting Me Back
Michael Maslin
Remember, You Weren't Hired To Think -
Charles Barsotti
Oh, He Speaks, All Right. But Never To The Point
Lee Lorenz
I Can't Believe It! I Had The Key Right
Tom Cheney
O.k., So I Dig A Hole And Put The Bone
Michael Maslin
You Realize I'm Taking An Enormous Personal
Michael Maslin
The Carefree Woman I Married
Liana Finck
New Yorker January 21st, 1991
Jack Ziegler
Two Dogs Are Seen Talking To Each Other
Charles Barsotti
Man Talking To Dog While Woman Teaches Cat
Peter C. Vey
Your Emails May Be Monitored And Recorded
Kaamran Hafeez