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I was almost like Robin Hood
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Stolen Identity
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If he tries to steal second
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Distract him with my medical history
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Get Ready to Swarm
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A Mugger Speaks To A Yuppy Checking His Pockets
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Henceforth, We Steal From The Rich And Provide
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If We Pull This
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Who Took My Pants?
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Quit hogging the covers
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Two Burglars Stuf Dollar Signs Into Bags
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But, Dear, It Was The Only Way I Could Make
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A Robber Talks To His Adolescent Robber Son
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The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden
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Hurry Up And Open It
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You're stealing the blanket
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