Hire the one that said Whom
Joe Dator
A Suspect Being Interrogated Has Put Both
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'alleged,' Please, 'alleged.'
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I Didn't Say I Would Help
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Too Many Tote Bags
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'stop!' Said Former Mayor Koch
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Eating Off The Ground
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The Jury Will Disregard The Witness's Last
Richard Decker
I said crush your enemies
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Beth, You Must Learn To Recognize Sam's Needs
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I Want To Have Lots Of Children
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Quantum Equations
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The Legendary Birth Of An Idiom
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On The Seventh Day
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Half A Candle
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An Art Degree Will Never Come in Handy They Said
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You Said You'd Bring the Lemon Juice
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Why, That's Ridiculous! I Never Said, In So Many
Donald Reilly
Work From Home
Peter C Vey
Binding agreement that you didnt want dessert
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Just Enjoy the Experience
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Coming Out Of Our Shells
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I am thinking about getting my own place
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Make Yourselves At Home
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Deconstructing Lunch
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New Yorker February 8th, 1982
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I Said No To Drugs
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Mr Trump Said On Friday That Hillary Cliton
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Just Whom Did She Mean When She Said
William Steig
So I Said To Cousteau
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Excuse Me, Thorndyke, But When I Said I Was Glad
Stan Hunt
It's Not Like I Said Feckless
Emily Flake
And, Like A Fool, I Said, 'so Sue
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You Said You Had The Hammer
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I Thought You Said You Were Taking A Break
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Because I Said So
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They Said It Couldn't Be Done
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See What He's Said Now
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Don't Waste Your Time
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Four Hundred and Thirty-Seven Things
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I cannot tell a lie
David Sipress
He Never Came Back
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From The Gym
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There's No Place Like Home
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I Wasn't Even Angry
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Publishing Clauses Of The '90s
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You Didn't Think Santacon Could Possibly Get Any
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New York City Open Carry Weapons #1
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Starting To Cool Down
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Only A Slight Chance of Masks
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A grownup haircut
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Oh, Romeo, Romeo
Navied Mahdavian
Your Legal Problems
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24-hour Blues Cycle
Joe Dator
Man's Best Friend
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Nice Risotto
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Throw This Man Out
JB Handelsman
A Father Plays With His Son's Toes
Joe Dator
Your Friends Bailed Moving Co
Pia Guerra
Unfair Of You To Blame Me
JB Handelsman
By Ant Standards
Joe Dator
An Annoyed Wife Talks To Her Husband At The Altar
Frank Cotham
A Cheerleader Standing On The Tarmac Addresses #1
Drew Dernavich
The Minute You Walked Into The Room
Robert Weber
He Doesn't Make Any Big Promises
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