Quit Hogging The Sheets
Will McPhail
Quit hogging the covers
Zachary Kanin
Hogging the Covers
Ollie Wootton
New Yorker January 23rd, 2017
Will McPhail
Quit Drowning
Zachary Kanin
I Wish They'd Quit Sending My Financial
David Sipress
New Yorker June 15th, 1998
Edward Sorel
Scented Wool Nosegays
Lusha Nelson
Trump To Kim I Can't Quit You
Barry Blitt
Skywriter parachutes out of plane
Seth Fleishman
A Break From Academia
Barbara Smaller
To Eventually Give Up
Peter C Vey
No, Thanks. I'm Trying To Quit
Donald Reilly
One Stranded Castaway To Another
Joe Dator
Coffee or a New Job
Caitlin Cass
Doing a Bad Job
Brendan Loper and Mads Horwath
The pope and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Joe Dator
Two Pigeons Sit Beside Each Other On A Branch
John Leavitt
Can you please just say Fault Gerald
David Sipress
After everything we sacrificed for you
David Sipress
But, Ida, Do You Think You'll Be Happy Polishing
Robert J. Day
New Yorker January 9th, 1943
Carl Rose
Obamacare The Horrible Truth
Emily Flake
Jon Stewart 2016
Emily Flake
Stepping down to spend more time with my actual children
Brendan Loper
Hey, It's Not All Fire And Brimstone Anymore -
Edward Koren
I Don't Want To Lose My Reputation
Christopher Weyant
A Row Of Doors Slam Closed At The Exact Same
Liana Finck
I'm Terribly Sorry
Robert Weber
Liz Truss's Official Portrait Goes Up
Barry Blitt
Quit Worrying About Corroborating Your Sources -
David Sipress
I'll Quit When It Stops Being Fun
Mike Twohy
I Was All Set To Quit
Donald Reilly
O.k., Marv, You Win. Quit The Croonin' And Get
Michael Crawford
Hey Frank, Before You Quit For The Day Can You Go
Peter C. Vey
Psst...quit Taking Insurance. Pass It On
David Sipress
Let's Quit Kidding Ourselves About Apple Pie
Perry Barlow
I Can't Decide Whether To Quit Right
Garrett Price
A Woman In A Room Full Of File Cabinets Speaks
Barbara Smaller
A King And His Advisor Overlook An Angry Mob
David Sipress
A Boy And His Father Look Up At The Stars
Emily Flake
Title: Non-game-changers. Five Boxes Depicting
Roz Chast
You Can't Leave
Lee Lorenz
Has It Ever Occurred To You Just To Say
Jack Ziegler
Don't Worry. If It Turns Out Tobacco Is Harmful
Garrett Price
A Man Sitting In Front Of His Boss Is Explaining
Drew Dernavich
Two Baristas Talk Behind The Counter In A Coffee
Barbara Smaller