God Looks At Earth
Robert Leighton
We Prefer the Shetland Ponies
Kendra Allenby
I Preferred Their 'take A Number' System
Mike Twohy
Salmon Crudo Or Beef Tartare?
Elisabeth McNair
Welcome Home
Kendra Allenby
I Still Prefer The Ninth
JB Handelsman
He Prefers Ants
Michael Maslin
Kenneth Preferred To Remain Indoors
Glen Baxter
I Preferred Classical Music
JB Handelsman
Man asks electrician whether or not he wants to engage in small talk.
Benjamin Schwartz
Normal Or Personalized Ads?
Everett S Glenn
One Cold Brew
Matthew Reuter
When It's Extremely Cold Out
Amy Hwang
You Have Reached Our 800 Number. . . . If
Warren Miller
Office Hours
Frank Cotham
I'd Rather be Here
Amy Hwang
I Like A Cigarette That's Mild
Garrett Price
I Think I Preferred It Before He Became An
Mort Gerberg
I'd Prefer To Wear The Mask
Michael Crawford
Nothing Personal - I Just Prefer Non-dairy
Michael Maslin
I Actually Prefer Same Sex - As Long
William Hamilton
We Never Say 'death' - We Prefer 'deadness.'
Frank Cotham
I Am, Of Course, Quite Fit, Or, If You Prefer
Mischa Richter
Personally, I Prefer The Old White House
Lars Kenseth
Maybe He'd Prefer Something With An Idea To It
Alan Dunn
Actually, I Preferred 'heaven,' Too, But
Lee Lorenz
Don't You Think He'd Prefer It If We Just Ran
Peter Arno
I Prefer Shepherding One Big Sheep Instead
Michael Maslin
Yeah, It's A Beautiful Day, But I Really Prefer
Donald Reilly
Frankly, I Preferred It When Tennis
James Stevenson
I Think I Prefer Not To Have The Cuffs Show That
Arnie Levin
Thanks, R.b., But I Prefer To Stand
Lee Lorenz
Don't Tell Me Too Much About Yourself. I Prefer
Lee Lorenz
I Much Prefer Random Acts Of Kindness
Pat Byrnes
Would The Gentleman Prefer An Antidepressant?
Christopher Weyant
I Prefer Not To Be Called A Writer
Charles Saxon
I Prefer To Stand
Edward Frascino
People Are O.k
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Man And Woman Paddle A Raft Toward A Small
Edward Steed
Two Rats In A Sewer #1
Sidney Harris
Grim Reapers Stand In A Circle
Julia Suits
I'm Not Saying That I Don't Have Intimacy Issues
Barbara Smaller
I Must Confess
Mischa Richter
Two Women In A Living Room Walk Behind A Man
Michael Shaw
Mutinous, Royal Soldiers And An Executioner
David Sipress
Two Men Chat At A Restaurant Table. One Man
William Haefeli
I Can Read Your Future
Ed Fisher
Two Firemen Stand On Ladders At Either End
Eric Lewis
Edmund's Got Rhythm
Edward Frascino
A Boxing Referee Makes His Introductory
Robert Leighton
Rest Assured
Donald Reilly
According To My Zip Code
Roz Chast
Any Particular Kind Of Cocktail
Helen E Hokinson
I'm Sorry, Mr. Groff, But My Family Has Come
Robert J. Day
I'd Like To Hear Some Talk Of A Looming #1
Kaamran Hafeez
An Older Couple Is Seen In Conversation Leaving
Bruce Eric Kaplan
One Man Says To Another At A Bar
Peter C. Vey
O.k. That Covers The Last Meal. Now
Arnie Levin
Shall We Discard
Bernard Schoenbaum
My Parents Taught Me That Life Is Full
Robert Weber
This Gentleman Requests The Bach 'chaconne
Gardner Rea
It Isn't That Macy's Dislikes Gimbel's
Helen E Hokinson
Passive-Aggressive Musical Chairs
Roz Chast