Dogs At A Meeting
Mike Twohy
Call Me Michael
Drew Panckeri
For The Love Of God
Alexander Andreades
Please, Daddy, Just One More Conspiracy Theory
David Sipress
Please Pick Up After Your Dog - Unless There's An Alt-right Rally Here Tomorrow
Jeremy Nguyen
Just give him your cashmere
Carolita Johnson
Please! I Am Neither Teen-age
James Stevenson
Please direct your attention
Amy Kurzweil
Please Hurry - I Don't Know How Long My Cat
Drew Panckeri
Just the bait please
Liana Finck
I need time to decompose myself
Farley Katz
Please try not to associate me with Trump
Mary Lawton
Please Indulge Me
Edward Koren
Please Call Me Back
Zachary Kanin
Please, Don't Hurt Me - I Have A Wife, And I'm
Joe Dator
What's Wrong With That Quiet Little Table For Two
Harry Bliss
If My Wife Still Loved Me
Carolita Johnson
One Monster Devouring A City
Arnie Levin
Since We're Both Being Honest
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In An Elevator A Sign Reads
Barbara Smaller
A Biblical Swarm Of Locusts
Colin Tom
Think of the plants
Peter C Vey
As a courtesy for the inconvenience
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Thanks For Coming To Vote
Emily Bernstein
Please Make Regular Coffee In The Pot With Brown
George Booth
Please Adopt Him
Peter Kuper
Please Tag Me
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Please, Randolph. Grown Men Don't Call
Lee Lorenz
Please fix this tail thing
Joseph Dottino
Can you please just say Fault Gerald
David Sipress
Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want
Joe Dator
Will The Witness Please Refrain From Shagging
Michael Shaw
Ketchup Please
Peter Arno
I'm Pleased To Announce The Chairman Of Breitbart
Benjamin Schwartz
Feeding the Pterodactyls
Michael Maslin
Why Do You Always Have To Rain On Their Parade
David Sipress
Here We Go Again
Zachary Kanin
Watch your Small Step
Michael Maslin
Thin Blue Lineup
Barry Blitt
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Sam Cobean
People Playing Cards
JC Duffy
You Have Reached Our 800 Number. . . . If
Warren Miller
Co-operation
Alfred Frueh
Subway train and everyone in it are upside down
David Sipress
Anthony Scaramucci at Press Briefing
Avi Steinberg
Remaking Season 8
Ivan Ehlers
American Disaster Party
Victor Varnado
Congratulations. You Have Finally Reached
Jack Ziegler
Captionless: Adult Absence Notes
Roz Chast
New Yorker January 22nd, 2007
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker June 5th, 1995
George Booth
New Yorker September 7th, 1940
Chon Day
New Yorker May 27th, 1944
Garrett Price
The Republican Party Sends Great Britain
Kim Warp
'grizzled' - I Like It
Donald Reilly
New Yorker May 28th, 1979
Lee Lorenz
New Yorker February 27th, 2006
Michael Shaw
The Judge Rejected Our Appeal
John McNamee
New Yorker April 15th, 1991
George Booth
Bleak Prospects: Downsizing For The Nineties
James Stevenson
New Yorker July 28th, 1986
Roz Chast
New Yorker May 15th, 1978
Ed Arno
New Yorker June 8th, 1981
Warren Miller
Jane, I Promise. I'll Be A Good Daddy
William Steig
FBI Reopens Clinton Email Probe
David Sipress
Ideally This Reform Would Go Through Congress
Benjamin Schwartz