Would You Like A Little Phone Sex While You Hold?
Charles Barsotti
Santa Says What Are You Wearing
Roz Chast
Two Girls Stare At Their Phones
Drew Dernavich
Mind If I Take A Moment To Check With My Sex
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker June 2nd, 2008
Michael Rae-Grant
New Yorker September 20th, 1999
Bill Le
My Phone Is Spying On Me
Zachary Kanin
Strictly Adult Services
24-hour Phone Catering
Michael Crawford
Heavens! I'd Better Rush Home. My Phone
Barbara Shermund
A Male Politician Speaks At A Press Conference
Peter C. Vey
New Yorker March 31st, 2008
Michael Crawford
You Think I Would Have Sunk Forty Thousand Clams
Michael Crawford
I Don't Think I'm Comfortable
Joe Dator
I Ask You, Gentlemen
Leonard Dove
I Wouldn't Have Interrupted
Richard Decker
It's My Idiot Husband
JB Handelsman
This Is Sharon Stone
William Hamilton
Hey, Baby, I Just Dropped The Kids Off At School
Kim Warp
Totally Naked Except For My Socks. How 'bout
David Sipress
I'm Sorry, But Pauline's Sleeping Now. With Me!
Michael Crawford
Can We Get Back To You? He Seems To Have Stepped
William Hamilton
New Yorker April 4th, 1942
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