I Think My Love For Brother Valentine Is Less
Dana Fradon
If I Weren't Petrified
Lonnie Millsap
Valentines For Coffee
Roz Chast
Dog Enters Room Where Poodle And Man Are In Bed
Andy Friedman
Would You Do Me The Honor?
Suerynn Lee
In The Middle Of Having Sex
Karen Sneider
My Calendar is Jam Packed
Amy Hwang
I'm Afraid If I Fell In Love I'd Lose
Robert Weber
Don't You Understand? I Love You! I Need You!
Mike Twohy
I Love You, And I Want You To Be My Bird
John Norment
Love my Enemies
JB Handelsman
Love To Eat You
Joe Dator
My reputation is flawless
Ellis Rosen
My Wine Preference
Evan Lian
I'd Love Some Feedback
Liana Finck
And As You Can See
Zachary Kanin
A Man Sitting In Front Of His Boss Is Explaining
Drew Dernavich
A Man Is Embracing And Speaking To A Woman
William Haefeli
If My Wife Still Loved Me
Carolita Johnson
I Was Mrs. Webb In My High-school Production
Victoria Roberts
My Tax Returns By Donald J Trump
David Sipress
My Poor, Tired Breadwinner
William Steig
An Old Fashioned Diner/ Soda Jerk Counter
Michael Crawford
Wine Tasting For Beginners
Tom Chitty
Elsie, You're All I Ever Wanted In A Woman -
Edward Frascino
The Road Outside Scranton
Zachary Kanin
Mr. Peanut Tries To Pick Up A Woman At A Cocktail
Joe Dator
I Just Feel Fortunate To Live In A World
Peter C. Vey
'the Tragedy Of Prosperity'
Roz Chast
I Love My Master
Warren Miller
In Love With A Tree
Maddie Dai
?i Love The Way You Make Me Rethink My Commitment
Peter C. Vey
Oh My God - I'm Having An Affair!
David Sipress
She Turned Out To Be My Kind Of Horse But
Donald Reilly
Not To Blow My Own Horn
Robert Weber
Will you or wont you be my valentine
Edward Frascino
I Miss My 1937 De Soto
JB Handelsman
You Simply Must Meet My Husband
Michael Shaw
Jolly My Husband into the Black Hills
Helen E Hokinson
And One Last Thing. It Has Come To My Attention
Alain
Would You Mind Making Room? My Reading Group
Peter C. Vey
I'm Leaving My Ankles To Science
Victoria Roberts
Charles, Would You Be My Vintner?
Victoria Roberts
You Know, When I Get Over My Thing For Bad Boys
William Hamilton
Martha And I Are Happy Enough. I Have My Work
Sydney Hoff
I Turned My Ankle And This Gentleman Was Kind
Sydney Hoff
An Epic Tale
Mads Horwath
If You Quote Rilke
Michael Crawford
A Man And A Woman Are Next To Each Other In Bed
J.C. Duffy
New Yorker May 12th, 2008
Roz Chast
New Yorker February 16th, 1987
Warren Miller
A Three Week Joy Ride
Sammi Skolmoski and Sophie Lucido Johnson
A Mother Sits Next To Her Young Son Who
Emily Flake
A Charity Tackling Income Inequality
Maddie Dai
More I Can Skim Off the Top
Barbara Smaller
Hash This Out
William Haefeli
A Standing Tour Guide Speaks A Few Tourists
Farley Katz
A Woman Is Seen Standing Next To A Walrus Who
Zachary Kanin
One Robot Speaks To Another
Tom Chitty
I Want To Be Straight
Edward Koren
I Remember A Time When You Thought Sectioning
Michael Maslin
Oh, Darling, Whatever Happens - Ever - I Know I'm
William Hamilton
I'm Sorry - Did You Say Something?
William Haefeli
You're Really Nice
Edward Koren
I Wonder If I Could Get Off Next Saturday
Chon Day
But, Of?cer, This Is Supposed To Be The Happiest
Robert J. Day
Woman on the subway has lengthy and descriptive thoughts about a man across from her.
Joe Dator
My First Love Is The Theatre
Robert Weber
I Just Know I'm Going To Love Horses All My Life
Warren Miller
And, Finally, To My Wife, My Love
Edward Koren