A Man Is Laying On The Murphy Bed That A Woman
J.C. Duffy
We need one with three zones
William Haefeli
I Still Say We Should Get A Queen-sized Mattress
William Haefeli
Free Mattress Only One Bedbug
Farley Katz
The Princess And The People Upstairs
Daryl Seitchik
That's It, Henry - You've Dialed Your Last
Lee Lorenz
Princes Complains About Thread Count Of Sheets
Roz Chast
You Want Firm
Charlie Hankin
Sleeping in the Coffin
Victoria Roberts
A Phone on Vibrate
Brooke Bourgeois
Toss and Turn
David Sipress
Introducing The Tofuton
'the All-natural
Roz Chast
I Don't Feel The Pea Anymore
Tom Cheney
My Parents Are So Busy Checking The Computer That
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker November 13th, 1995
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Cash Machines From Across The Land
Roz Chast
He's Engaged At The Moment. Would You Care To Lie
Robert J. Day
The Princess And The Watermelon
Sidney Harris
I'm Moving Mattresses And Box Springs. I'd Like
George Booth
It Has Never Been my Intention to Cause You Pain
Victoria Roberts
It's Bedbugs
Zachary Kanin