Bedtime Stories
Bruce Eric Kaplan
If You Lie Down With Pugs
Victoria Roberts
Hon, Mueller's got this. Come to bed.
Julia Suits
Cilantro ruins everything
Benjamin Schwartz
I Know The Doctor Said This Is Only A Bad Cold
Edward Frascino
Captionless; Drive Your Man Crazy
Roz Chast
His Last Words Were 'let's Go
Mets.'
Al Ross
Could You Stop Making That Breathing Sound?
Harry Bliss
Man Sitting On Edge Of Bed Looking Out Window
Jack Ziegler
It's Only The Wind
Arnie Levin
A Man Walks Into A Room To Find His Wife In Bed
Paul Noth
My God! I Went To Sleep A Democrat And I've
Dana Fradon
Floyd Benton Wakes Up To Five Inches Of Snow
Henry Martin
That's The Man
Michael Crawford
If I Were Sleeping With Other Men
William Haefeli
A Man Is Laying On One Side Of A Big Bed Reading
Michael Crawford
Man In Hospital Bed Speaking To Three Doctors
Peter C. Vey
A Man Lies In Bed
Harry Bliss
Well, It Strikes Me As Just A Little Unfair That
Michael Maslin
I May Be Awake For A While. I Just Dreamed That
Jack Ziegler
You Should Take It Easy
Dana Fradon
New Yorker May 17th, 1982
James Stevenson
It's Time To Split The Hosta Funkia!
George Booth
So Will It Always Be Just An Office Romance
Tom Cheney
If I Never Hear Another Goddam 'hey
Donald Reilly
If We're Going To Be Friends With Benefits
William Haefeli
Or We Could Turn On The Tv And Let Younger
Pat Byrnes
Yes, It Was Good For Me - Not As Good
Barbara Smaller
I'm Sorry, But Pauline's Sleeping Now. With Me!
Michael Crawford
I Feel We Haven't Moved Beyond Parallel Play
Barbara Smaller
Look, I'm Dying. Gotta Go
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Frankly, Roger, You've Started Turning
Ed Fisher
Next, A Message Of Importance From Chicken Little
Henry Martin
Hi, I'm The Tooth Fairy. Want To Buy Back Some
Edward Frascino
Come And Get
George Booth
I'd Better Bring In My Plants
Frank Cotham
In The Event Donald Trump Is President
Benjamin Schwartz
Of Course, I'd Love To, Geoff. If Only That
Michael Crawford
Life With Hans Was Not Always A Bowl Of Cherries
Glen Baxter
You Don't Need To Sacrifice Good Grammar In Order
Zachary Kanin
When We Agreed That You Would Move
George Booth
New Yorker April 26th, 1999
Marisa Acocella Marchetto
I Feel Like Tearing Off All Your Clothes
Victoria Roberts
A Man In Pajamas Stepping Out Of Bed Remarks
Harry Bliss
The Inner Man
Breakfast In Bed
Gluyas Williams
Ignore Him. He's The Guy Who's Writing That
Sidney Harris
Not Tonight
Michael Crawford
Hold On, I'm Still On Page Forty-nine
Michael Crawford
It Won't Work If I Tell You What I Want
Liza Donnelly
No Cause For Alarm
Lee Lorenz
Election Day Is Dawning
Edward Frascino
Gee, But I Miss The Heightened Eroticism Of Those
Jack Ziegler
I Know This Is Going To Sound Completely Crazy
William Hamilton
F.d.r. Wore A Cloak. I Can't See Any Of These
Donald Reilly
New Yorker June 2nd, 1986
James Stevenson
It Was Henry Bradbury
Ed Arno
It's Interesting -- With Each Conviction I Learn
Mike Twohy
Mr. Goodrich #1
George Booth
I'll Never Forget The Day I Bade Farewell
Glen Baxter
I Know What You're Thinking
Harry Bliss
And They Lived Happily Ever After -
Dean Vietor
Damn It, Ethel, All I'm Asking You For Is One
Al Ross
Mind If I Take A Moment To Check With My Sex
Bernard Schoenbaum
Not Tonight - I Have The Legal Definition
Frank Cotham
Do Me A Favor Before You Come To Bed
Michael Crawford
What Ever Happened To 'never Go To Bed Angry'?
Victoria Roberts
That Concludes Our Broadcast Day. Go To Bed
Charles Barsotti
Next Week Is Out. I'll Be In Houston
Michael Crawford
Have you tried icing it
Tom Cheney
A Man Reading A Book Nudges His Wife In Bed
Tom Chitty