Two mobsters lost, dragging a dead body and leaving a trail of blood.
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Your Eggs
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Jessica's Out of Office Message
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The Free Market
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My Son The Hit Man
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Cupid's Volley
Peter de Seve
Time with the family
Carolita Johnson
My Gardening Gloves
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Cement Shoes
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If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual
Paul Noth
New Yorker September 5th, 1953
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Accountant To The Fishes
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Call me old school but that bat flip at the end felt disrespectful
Christian Lowe
I Never Leave a Witness
Frank Cotham
Threatening E-mail
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One Full Hour
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You're A Very Intelligent Little Woman
Barbara Shermund
New Yorker August 10th, 1940
John Groth
Poor Little Girl
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So much debt for such a useless degree
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Ending Work From Home
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She's A Very Famous Starlet. I Hear They're Even
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Did Anyone Ever Tell You That You're Beautiful
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Let's Just Ignore Him - Unless He Tips His Hat
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I Do Hope You'll Forgive Me For Staring
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God, These Throw-pillows Are Terrible
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A Man Orders Meatloaf At A Restaurant. The Waiter
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As You Go Through Life
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A Man Listens To The Radio
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Two Elderly Men Meet In A Boxing Ring
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. . . Hits The Left Side Of The Line And Oh
Perry Barlow
Hit The Snooze Button On The Tea Party
Emily Flake
New Yorker April 21st, 1956
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The Gingerbread Man Hits 50
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They Don't Call Me The Man Who Likes To Hit
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Some Men Just Can't Seem To Grow Old Gracefully
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Late Hits
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Arnie Levin
Of?cer, This Man Is Making Tunnels
Richard Taylor
I Think Men Over Thirty-six
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The Trouble Is All The Men We Know Are Physically
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A Man Holding Binoculars Speaks To A Man
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A Man Speaks To A Woman At A Bar
Peter C. Vey
A Man Tries To Pick Up A Woman At A Bar
J.C. Duffy
A Thirty Percent Chance Of It Raining
Karl Stevens
Now Who Do I See About The Sweetheart In Every
Richard Decker
No Matter How I Treated
Eldon Dedini
Ah, Miss Bergdall, Your Headache Seems Much
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Old Bound Volume Of Harpers
Richard Taylor
Not Wearing A Mask
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Stop Fighting It, KId
Ellis Rosen
One Glance Into The Kitchen Confirmed My Deepest
Glen Baxter
Ah, Les Miserables
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You're Not Stepping On It Right
Peter Mueller
Cut From The Oscars Broadcast #1
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Fine Facebook Friend
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Saving An Awful Lot Of Paperwork
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A Very Personal Question
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What it is You Do
Helen E Hokinson
You Look Lovely Tonight
William Galbraith Crawford
This Tops The List Of Recommendations
David Sipress
The World's First Genetically Engineered Human
Roz Chast
New Yorker November 6th, 1943
Roberta Macdonald
They Went Right To The Point In Naming This. It's
Mischa Richter
New Yorker July 31st, 1943
Perry Barlow
Do You Have The Same Thing In A Cook?
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The Thing About Money
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You're A Mystic
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You Invented A Time Machine
Tom Toro
I Find You Visually Exciting
Warren Miller
That's Your Pickup Line
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