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It's Up To You Now
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Today Is The Day I Start The New Me!
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I Suppose You Know You're Spoiling That Dog
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I'm Going To Run Away And Join The Circus
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Here Come The Suits
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I'm Not Eating Breakfast This Morning
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I Just Now Dreamed I Was In Bed Watching Tv
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His Only Request Was That He Be Buried
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I Don't Need My Antennae Any More. I Have Cable
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Detour: Hole In Ozone Ahead
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I Enjoyed The Sauna Very Much
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I'll Be Honest
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It's Not That We Had More Fun Before We Got
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Yes, Dear, You Shall Return. I Know
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That Concludes Our Broadcast Day. Go To Bed
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Why Don't You Run Up Some Firewood While I Go
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This Time, I'm Skipping Love And Looking
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Please Make Regular Coffee In The Pot With Brown
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Now, If Only Daddy Were Rich And Mommy
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Mind Paying This? I'm Having A Bad Money Day
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I Said No To Drugs
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Correct Me If I'm Wrong
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Damn It, Gwendolyn, You Knew When You Married
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With Any Entree
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Here At Jackson & Bellnot Casualization Has Gone
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I Still Think A Simple Pedestrian Mall
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Who's The Wise Guy Who Drank My Caffe Grand Latte?
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I'll Spring For The Double Cheeseburger
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If You Had An Account Here
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Good News! She's Asking For Her Banana Republic
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I Just Realized
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Now, Tex Saunders, With Tonight's World-news
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Gentlemen, We Are Now Playing Hardball
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I'll Be On The Porch
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I'd Like To Give You A Break
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Do You, Edward And King, Take Susan And Fluffy
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Let's Face It - Man's Best Friend Is Money
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Since You Have Already Been Convicted
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