Pickles if you do not get off my lap we are toast
Julia Suits
I Wanna Get Off Now
Paul Noth
That Kind Of Restlessness
Anne Fizzard
Get Off The Furniture
Lonnie Millsap
Sometimes A Good Excuse To Get Off The Telephone
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Samson Gets Off At Fourteen
Jack Ziegler
At Morgan Stanley
William Hamilton
Anthony Newley In Stop The World - I Want To Get
Frances McLaughlin-Gill
She Just Got Her Braces Off
Sara Lautman
Eating Off The Ground
Harry Bliss and Steve Martin
If That's Studs Turkel
JB Handelsman
Married For Fifteen Years
Peter C Vey
Gitten On This Train
Ellis Rosen
Hey, What Country Is This?
Robert J. Day
Getting In Step With The Global Slowdown
Roz Chast
'back Home Again In Indiana'
John Corcoran
Turn Off Smoke Alarm
Lars Kenseth
Two Giraffes Talking
Victoria Roberts
A Mountain Lion Hangs Off A Cliff
Kaamran Hafeez
A Calzone Says To A Pizza Slice
Farley Katz
A Couple Are Sitting On A Couch Late At Night
Harry Bliss
Jetsam Not Flotsam
Sofia Warren
This Rock On My Finger
Liza Donnelly
I Want You To Get Mad
Paul Noth
Ways to get the President to read his briefings
Peter Kuper
Nbc Has Agreed To Allow Me Some Time Off To Go
Emily Flake
I Got This One in Middle School
Drew Panckeri
Could You Take Your Finger Off The Pulse For One
Victoria Roberts
I've Got Ivanka Trump Shoes Here
Peter C. Vey
Do You Like It? I Got It Right Here On Madison
Jack Ziegler
My, You Certainly Get A Lot For $175,000,000!
Alan Dunn
Take Him Off 'atom Man
Garrett Price
New Baseball Rules
David Sipress
The One Night A Year
Jon Adams
This Tarnishes His Legacy As A Great Hunter
Frank Cotham
Getting All Conversational
Frank Cotham
Tell Me Something Scary
Frank Cotham
Watch Planes Sit On The Tarmac
Jeremy Nguyen
We Showed Youse Everything
Perry Barlow
Great Start
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
On a Special Island
Hilary FitzgeraldCampbell
Where Do You Want to Go This Summer?
David Sipress
One Minute Of Privacy
Liana Finck
You'd Better Call Back Later. He's Still Trying
Liza Donnelly
I'll Never Forget One Day Last July - It Started
Richard Taylor
You See, Dear, It Says Right Here It's Made
Garrett Price
Stop Talking
Benjamin Schwartz
Have You No Willpower?
JB Handelsman
It's All There #2
Ellis Rosen
New Yorker April 7th, 1986
Joseph Farris
New Yorker May 5th, 1986
George Booth
New Yorker November 22nd, 1941
Roberta Macdonald
New Yorker January 9th, 1943
Carl Rose
. . . Hits The Left Side Of The Line And Oh
Perry Barlow
Showdown in Hyper-Polarized America
Barry Blitt
Belmont Bakery Cakes For All Occasions
Henry Martin
Getting Away For The Weekend
Jon Adams
I Said, 'get Off'!
William Steig
Where Do You Get Off Saying My Kid Is Grade Level?
Barbara Smaller
I Want A Good Book To Get Off The Train At Boston
Barbara Shermund
Callahan, Get Off My Coattails!
James Stevenson
I Wonder If I Could Get Off Next Saturday
Chon Day
Get Me My Gun. I Want To Squeeze Off A Few Last
Eldon Dedini
Get That De Kooning Sneer Off Your Face. This
Dana Fradon
O.k., You Could Have Been Great. Now Get
Charles Barsotti
He's Very Well Off. He's Got All The Quantities
Frank Cotham
The Litany Of Fun
...and Then We Got On The Bus
Roz Chast