I Was A Dog In A Previous Life
Mike Twohy
Is There A Doctor Of Literature In The House?
Michael Maslin
'big Book Of Parent-child Fights'
Roz Chast
'the Berlitz Guide To Parent-teacher Conferences'
Roz Chast
First, They Do An On-line Search
Arnie Levin
Are You Just Pissing And Moaning
Edward Koren
I Do What They Tell
Charles Barsotti
All I'm Saying Is Now Is The Time To Develop
Frank Cotham
The Dog Ate My Magnetic Insoles
George Booth
Your Wife's Also Asking That You Rot In Hell
Michael Maslin
Anytime I've Ever Been Asked 'what Do You Want
Joe Dator
I Sure Hope The Negotiations Go Well
Jason Patterson
This Is Gonna Hurt Like Hell
Harry Bliss
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
Mets Or Yankees?
Joseph Farris
They Say, 'the Fox Knows Many Things, But
Charles Barsotti
My Name Is Ozymandias
George Booth
It's National Poetry Month
David Sipress
I Don't Know How To Draw A Merger - You'll
Tom Cheney
It's Very Important That You Try
Michael Maslin
I Like Things To Be Done My Own Particular Way
Bruce Eric Kaplan
General Haseltine Crossing The Potomac To Testify
Eldon Dedini
General Electric Hairdryer
Tom Yee
Bad News - We're All Out Of Our Minds. You're
Bruce Eric Kaplan
It's A Full Life
Richard Cline
Bear In Mind That We Just Bought String Bikinis
Edward Frascino
It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is There Anything We'd
David Sipress
Where Are You Going With This
Nick Downes
Two General Sit At A Table Arguing Over Who Likes
Kim Warp
New Yorker October 4th, 1999
Roz Chast
These Maps Are Old
Jack Ziegler
A Military Man Is Seen Being Instructed
Christopher Weyant
This One's For Being A Nice Guy
Robert Weber
'welcome To The Universe In A Grain Of Sand'
Roz Chast
The Crab Bisque
Robert Weber
Oh No, Not Homework Again
Arnie Levin
New Yorker June 22nd, 1998
Roz Chast
He's Just Doing That To Get Attention
Harry Bliss
Surely You Didn't Believe What You Read
Lee Lorenz
Gifts From The House Of Low Goals
Roz Chast
New Yorker September 20th, 1999
Mort Gerberg
'working With What You Have'
May I Buy
J.C. Duffy
General U.s. Grant Displays Rare Emotion
James Stevenson
General Hoskins
Dana Fradon
Hey, Kids! Grandpa's On Tv
Edward Frascino
I See Myself Going Into Some Form Of Public
Robert Weber
Your Mother And I Are Feeling Overwhelmed
David Sipress
Ooh, Look, Tom. A Bright-yellow Rubber Worm
Harry Bliss
The Country Grandpa Came From Was A Stinking
David Sipress
New Yorker May 31st, 1999
Roz Chast
And Try Not To Spill Daddy's Martini
Michael Crawford
Robert F Kennedy And Wife Ethel
Cecil Beaton
A Military General Introduces A Small
Kaamran Hafeez
Could We Move The Piece Representing Ourselves
Paul Noth
Pond Village Store Generalists
Edward Koren
And This One Is For Being Wounded By The Media
Donald Reilly
I Probably Shouldn't Admit This
Robert Weber
No, No. When I Say This New Secret Weapon
James Stevenson
Next, An Example Of The Very Same Procedure When
Tom Cheney
When Will He Be Able To Sit Up And Take Criticism?
Chon Day
Anyone Here Named Hippity?
Charles Barsotti
We Didn't Have Time To Pick Up A Bottle Of Wine
Mike Twohy
'st. Nicholas Day Massacre'
John Jonik
He's Very Angry. He Wanted The Tuna And Egg
Arnie Levin
Ready, Harold? You're The Wicked Troll And I'm
George Booth
A General Explains His Medals To The Woman Seated
Liza Donnelly
A Group Of Generals Are Seen In The War Room
Kate Beaton
I Put Just A Hint Of Rosemary In It
Alan Dunn
General Torrentine Is For When We Want Something
James Stevenson
General Store Features Signs 'yes
Liana Finck
General Mayhem
Barry Blitt