Make That A Double
George Booth
'big Book Of Parent-child Fights'
Roz Chast
I Was A Dog In A Previous Life
Mike Twohy
Is There A Doctor Of Literature In The House?
Michael Maslin
I Do What They Tell
Charles Barsotti
All I'm Saying Is Now Is The Time To Develop
Frank Cotham
The Dog Ate My Magnetic Insoles
George Booth
'the Berlitz Guide To Parent-teacher Conferences'
Roz Chast
Are You Just Pissing And Moaning
Edward Koren
Anytime I've Ever Been Asked 'what Do You Want
Joe Dator
First, They Do An On-line Search
Arnie Levin
A Military Man Is Seen Being Instructed
Christopher Weyant
Your Wife's Also Asking That You Rot In Hell
Michael Maslin
I Like Things To Be Done My Own Particular Way
Bruce Eric Kaplan
This Is Gonna Hurt Like Hell
Harry Bliss
I Sure Hope The Negotiations Go Well
Jason Patterson
They Say, 'the Fox Knows Many Things, But
Charles Barsotti
General Haseltine Crossing The Potomac To Testify
Eldon Dedini
General Electric Hairdryer
Tom Yee
'welcome To The Universe In A Grain Of Sand'
Roz Chast
The Crab Bisque
Robert Weber
Your Mother And I Are Feeling Overwhelmed
David Sipress
New Yorker September 20th, 1999
Mort Gerberg
The Cradle Of Convenience
Jack Ziegler
I Don't Know How To Draw A Merger - You'll
Tom Cheney
It's Very Important That You Try
Michael Maslin
It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is There Anything We'd
David Sipress
Where Are You Going With This
Nick Downes
Two General Sit At A Table Arguing Over Who Likes
Kim Warp
My Name Is Ozymandias
George Booth
These Maps Are Old
Jack Ziegler
This One's For Being A Nice Guy
Robert Weber
Bear In Mind That We Just Bought String Bikinis
Edward Frascino
New Yorker June 22nd, 1998
Roz Chast
Really, I'm Fine. It Was Just A Fleeting Sense
Tom Cheney
General U.s. Grant Displays Rare Emotion
James Stevenson
General Hoskins
Dana Fradon
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
Bad News - We're All Out Of Our Minds. You're
Bruce Eric Kaplan
New Yorker May 31st, 1999
Roz Chast
A Military General Introduces A Small
Kaamran Hafeez
Surely You Didn't Believe What You Read
Lee Lorenz
Gifts From The House Of Low Goals
Roz Chast
Must You People Always Call At Dinnertime?
Charles Barsotti
Sorry, Son. Daddy Provides Food, Clothing
Bernard Schoenbaum
Like All Great Art
David Sipress
Could We Move The Piece Representing Ourselves
Paul Noth
Pond Village Store Generalists
Edward Koren
And This One Is For Being Wounded By The Media
Donald Reilly
I Probably Shouldn't Admit This
Robert Weber
No, No. When I Say This New Secret Weapon
James Stevenson
New Yorker October 4th, 1999
Roz Chast
Robert F Kennedy And Wife Ethel
Cecil Beaton
Oh No, Not Homework Again
Arnie Levin
We Didn't Have Time To Pick Up A Bottle Of Wine
Mike Twohy
I See Myself Going Into Some Form Of Public
Robert Weber
The Country Grandpa Came From Was A Stinking
David Sipress
He's Very Angry. He Wanted The Tuna And Egg
Arnie Levin
A General Explains His Medals To The Woman Seated
Liza Donnelly
A Group Of Generals Are Seen In The War Room
Kate Beaton
Everybody hates us
David Sipress
Finance, Sales, Veal
Michael Shaw
I See From Your Resume That You Enjoy Attending
Jack Ziegler
O.k., You Could Have Been Great. Now Get
Charles Barsotti
Please Listen Carefully To The Available Options
Frank Cotham
Consider Yourself Chased
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker March 6th, 1943
Alan Dunn
General Torrentine Is For When We Want Something
James Stevenson
General Store Features Signs 'yes
Liana Finck
General Mayhem
Barry Blitt
He Says He Wants A Lawyer
Tom Chalkle