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Everything That Was Bad For You Is Now Good
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Would You Mind Stepping Out Of The Pumpkin
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...and Somebody's Been Listening To My Berlioz!
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Six Goddam Roomates
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From That Day Forward
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And So, Extrapolating From The Best Figures
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When I was a Frog
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The Better To Ignore You With
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We're Being Invited
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A Decorative Gourd
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The Beauty Part
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As I Call Each Of Your Names
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A Groovy Wand
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