Metrocard Error Messages
Roz Chast
Navigational Error
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker August 23rd, 1993
Dean Vietor
New Yorker June 11 1955
Perry Barlow
New Yorker October 1 1955
Garrett Price
Those Dugout Martinis
Michael Crawford
All Your Youthful Mistakes
Carolita Johnson
Please Remove Your Shoes
Asher Perlman
A Car Has Driven Off A Desert Cliff
Michael Crawford
Someone Else's Comeuppance
JB Handelsman
New Yorker October 19th, 1987
Everett Opie
Three Gorillas Talk To Tarzan
Joe Dator
Mr. Macleish O.k.'s Your Speech For Clearance
Alan Dunn
I Tried To Tell Them I Wasn't A Member
Robert J. Day
New Yorker November 16th, 1992
Dana Fradon
New Yorker April 13 1940
Constantin Alajalov
Hara-kari Heri-keri Hari-kiri Hara-
Alain
Every Insurance Company Listed On The Exchange
Emily Flake
I Attribute It To Human Error. But
Lee Lorenz
It's A Typographical Error
George Price
'computer Error'
Jack Ziegler
It's A Fatal Error To Get Mixed Up With A Certain
Donald Reilly
You Were Right
Sydney Hoff
The Way I Understand
Robert J. Day
I Want To Leave Myself Some Caloric Margin
William Haefeli
I Grow Suspicious When Every Damned Collision
Ed Fisher