New Yorker August 21st, 2000
Arnie Levin
Hillary Clinton #3
Tom Bachtell
The Same Mrs. Roger Williams
Helen E Hokinson
And I Want To Say That The Assurance
Chon Day
You know my motto
Jeremy Nguyen
Gee, You Want Me To Say I Eat Krispy Wispies When
Chon Day
So Buy A Jar Of Henkle's Horseradish Today -
Roberta Macdonald
Folks, I Endorse Scrunchies Because I Eat
Al Ross
His Endorsement Could Win You The Youth Vote #1
Benjamin Schwartz
I Hope I Can Still Count On An Endorsement
Frank Cotham
Of Course, Ladies And Gentlemen, The Optimum
Jack Ziegler
I Haven't Actually Whacked Anyone
Drew Dernavich
I'll Have The Blueberry Buckle
Donald Reilly
Being Defeated At Waterloo Was Bad Enough. But
Ed Fisher
The Appearance Of Army Personnel On This Program
Carl Rose
Tough Break For The Kid! Gillette Had Him All
David Langdon
Thank for his Endorsement
Peter Kuper