You Gotta Learn To Live In The Moment
Karl Stevens
A Genie Has Emerged From A Genie Lamp
Trevor Hoey
New Yorker May 19th, 1997
Roz Chast
Valentines For Real Estate
Roz Chast
Neil Simon, Where Are You?
Robert Weber
This Spring Try Life's End:
'clothing For People
Roz Chast
Drive you to the airport
Lars Kenseth
The Magic Bean Genie
Farley Katz
Oh, Mummy, Don't You Wish It Were Real?
Richard Taylor
You Really Just Want To Watch Me Punch Myself
Farley Katz
The Magic Bean Genie #1
Farley Katz
Other People's Towels
Amy Hwang
Your Third Wish
Peter C Vey
I Wish You'd Open Up To Me. I Need Some
William Haefeli
Do You Think You Can Manage A Smile? It's Only
Frank Modell
Vote That Way
Peter C Vey
A Fairy Is Seen Talking To A Man Seated
Tom Cheney
The Magic Lamp
Tom Chitty
Your Little Blanket
Warren Miller
Our Silences
David Sipress
Happy Fiscal Year
Garrett Price
Your Present Difficulties
JB Handelsman
My French Phone
Alan Dunn
By Ant Standards
Joe Dator
I Want a Curveball
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Title: The Faith-based Family. A Family Sits
Roz Chast
Vive La Resistance
Roz Chast
Do You Ever Have Days When You Wish
Chon Day
You Darling! Whom Did You Wish To See?
Mischa Richter
You Wish We Were Rich? Sweetheart
Robert Weber
Yes, You'll Do It? Or Yes, You Wish I Were Dead?
Bruce Eric Kaplan
And To Whom Do You Wish To Leave The Bulk
James Stevenson
Hello. You Have Reached The Palace. If You Wish
Jack Ziegler
Whom Did You Wish To See?
Leonard Dove
About How Large A Wall Safe Did You Wish To Hide?
Alain
Harry, I Wish You'd Stop Singing 'the Impossible
George Booth
Gee, I Wish I'd Met You Before My Genius Grant
Donald Reilly
I Wish You'd Stop Saying 'here Comes Another
Richard Decker
Take You to Our Leader?
David Sipress
I Just Wish You Would Try Counting Your Blessings
William Hamilton
If You Could Have Three Wishes
Eric Teitelbaum
Human Resources Wants To Know If You Still Wish
Edward Koren
Helen, I Really Wish You Would Respect
Christopher Weyant
Sometimes I Wish You Had Taken That Job In New
Frank Cotham
Oh, Thank You, I Only Wish I Felt As Good
Bernard Schoenbaum
I Wish You Had Come To Me With Your Grievances
Frank Cotham
I Wish You'd Stop Trying To Gross Everybody Out
Frank Cotham
I Wish You A Happy Holiday
Henry Martin
I Wish You Would Stop Calling Paris 'gay Paree.'
James Mulligan
All Right, So We Made Up. I Wish You Wouldn't
Al Ross
I Wish You'd Stop Referring To Our Marriage
Al Ross
Muller, I Wish You'd Take Your Coffee Break
Donald Reilly
I Wish You Wouldn't Talk About Those Japanese
Sydney Hoff
Clay, I Wish You'd Shoot Something
Barbara Shermund
I Wish You'd Take This New Man Under Your Wing
M. K. Barlow
Dear, I Wish You'd Say Something Nice
Helen E. Hokinson
I Agree That You're Worth More Than You're
Frank Beaven
Have You Ever Just Blurted Out A Plea
Frank Cotham
Dear Editor: How Are You? I Am Fine. Having
Henry Martin
I Had A Wonderful Time. I Just Wish
Peter C. Vey
I Wish To God
Gardner Rea
Mother Sends Season's Greetings With Her Love
George Booth
A Guy With A Giant Potato Body And Tiny Arms
Peter C. Vey
An Ad For Mccooties
Roz Chast
A Caveman Drawing A Sophisticated Classical Cave
David Sipress
A Man Outside A Bar Checks His Watch And Reads
Isaac Littlejohn Eddy
Two Knights On Horses Talk And One Is Carrying
Drew Dernavich
A Waiter Is Showing A Couple Seated At A Table
Zachary Kanin
Woman Speaks To Man As Man Climbs In To Bed
William Haefeli
Five Executives Sit Around A Conference Table #1
Drew Dernavich