Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?
Charles Barsotti
Overuse of the Exclamation Point
Mike Twohy
This Is Chicago
Asher Perlman
You Seem To Know Something About Law. I Like
Robert Weber
I think you are wonderful
Charles Barsotti
Is that all you can think about
Carolita Johnson
Rex here has been going on and on about you
Charles Barsotti
Well, There's Your Problem Right There - You Need
Harry Bliss
No Need to Get the Lawyers Involved
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Roswell NM 1947
Pat Byrnes
He Tells It Like It Is
Paul Noth
Once Again I Find Myself In The Rather Awkward
Michael Maslin
Two Praying Mantises Facing Each Other
Joe Dator
If You Lie Down With Pugs
Victoria Roberts
Of course I love you more than cheese
Amy Hwang
New Yorker October 25th, 1993
Roz Chast
What do you really think of Ian
Will McPhail
Pickles if you do not get off my lap we are toast
Julia Suits
Raised By Wolves
Liana Finck
Give a Dad a Bicycle
Maggie Larson
But if you think about anything for long enough
Will McPhail
Claim a Human
Elisabeth McNair
Thew Same Joke
Ellis Rosen
You Gotta Learn To Live In The Moment
Karl Stevens
I Realize Acceptance At Smith Means Little
Donald Reilly
You Fermented Everything?
Liza Donnelly
If I Die First
George Booth
Who are you kidding
Christopher Weyant
See How Insignificant
Colin Tom
New Yorker April 20th, 2009
Roz Chast
Hearing the first part of almost everything you say
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
You Get The Wine
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
You lose your phone again
Julia Suits
Two Dogs Speak As Their Owner Uses The Computer -
Kaamran Hafeez
Full of bees
Edward Steed
Are You Ready To Weave?
Benjamin Schwartz
A Mother Explains To Her Young Daughter Who
Emily Flake
Being cute is great but
Pia Guerra
New Yorker September 27th, 1993
Tom Cheney
You Have Worms
Charlie Hankin
One More Book
Frank Cotham
You were not supposed to see this
Joe Dator
The right to remain silent.
Brendan Loper
The Phrase You're Groping For Is 'thank You.'
Lee Lorenz
Here's The News
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Now That You Are A Woman
Mads Horwath
Doesn't Want To See You
Ellie Black
Listen thats a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke
Harry Bliss
Where do You Two Think You're Going?
Harry Bliss
Some Of You Are Cows
Joe Dator
The Gentleman Insists He Knows You
Roland High
Did You Wash Your Hands?
Lila Ash
A Farmer Shows His Son A Barn That Is Locked
Farley Katz
What Do You Want For Dinner?
Ellis Rosen
We have ways of making you talk
Harry Bliss
You have a Picasso
Jeremy Nguyen
You're A Potato
Victoria Roberts
You have something stuck between your teeth
Kaamran Hafeez
Everybody's Getting Together After Work
Peter C. Vey
The Pay Is Garbage
Ellis Rosen
A Very Small Man Is Laying On A Regular-sized
Shannon Wheeler
If you could spend an hour with anyone
Edward Koren
Do It Yourself Television Repair
Edward Steed
The Waves You're Running From
Christopher Weyant
Have you tried icing it
Tom Cheney
If You Give a Mouse a French Cookie
Amy Kurzweil
You're Creeping Everyone Out
Joe Dator