You Drawings

Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?

You Bet I'd Love A Free Trip To Cancun

A Doctor Speaks To A Man Who Sits In The Clinic

This Is Chicago

No Need to Get the Lawyers Involved

Give a Dad a Bicycle

Put on the Uniform

Tell Me Your Secret

Well, There's Your Problem Right There - You Need

Thew Same Joke

The Phrase You're Groping For Is 'thank You.'

Claim a Human

Rex here has been going on and on about you

See How Insignificant

Being cute is great but

Family Photos

Leaving Already?

Frantically Acquired Coping Mechanisms

Did You Wash Your Hands?

Getting Enough Vitamin D

Of course I love you more than cheese

We Are Doing Something

Two Dogs Speak As Their Owner Uses The Computer -

You Break it You Buy it

Would You Do Me The Honor?

Planning A Party

Is that all you can think about

But if you think about anything for long enough

Who's A Good Boy?

Doesn't Want To See You

It Would Speed Things Up

Negotiations About the Iceberg

Two Praying Mantises Facing Each Other

Hearing the first part of almost everything you say

The right to remain silent.

Raised By Wolves

Pickles if you do not get off my lap we are toast

Big Mother Is Watching You

Sit Around In Your Robe

The Famous Shot From The Graduate Where Mrs

Leaving You for the Bing Chatbot

Who Are You Wearing?

Outside Inside

You Have Worms

She Just Got Her Braces Off

Being With You

Food Critic

Roswell NM 1947

You Four Have Been Iconic

Stupid Card Tricks

Now That You Are A Woman

So when are you two taking the plunge

In That Trash Can

An Older Man Is Seen Wearing A Hat Made

Jump in and Correct Me

Just To Be Safe

New Yorker April 20th, 2009

A Very Small Man Is Laying On A Regular-sized

There's A Twenty In It For You If You Just Keep

If You Give a Mouse a French Cookie

Are You Ready To Weave?

Do You Need Anything?

Your Instrument Choses You

Taxation With Representation

Two Children Converse While Playing With Blocks

A Man Marooned In A Marsh Shouts

A Mother Explains To Her Young Daughter Who

A Really Triumphant College Essay

New Yorker October 25th, 1993

I'm Going to Buy a Skateboard

The Surly Bonds Of Convention

Did You Get My Email?