New Yorker June 20th, 1983
Roz Chast
A Husband To His Wife
William Haefeli
He's Dead. Would You Like His Voice Mail?
David Sipress
A Man Is Standing Listening To A G.p.s. Voice
Roz Chast
Roseanne Just Got Word That You Didn't Watch
Charles Barsotti
And, Furthermore, If You Think For One Damn
Warren Miller
New Yorker December 21st, 1992
Charles Barsotti
Cyndi Lauper On Four
Jack Ziegler
Sorry To Interrupt
Lee Lorenz
Three Groups Of Birds Sit On Telephone Wires
Edward Koren
Your Podcast Voice
Sophia Glock
You've Reached Kara's Phone
Kendra Allenby
Did You Just Do A Rooster?
Robert Leighton
The Voice-mail Box
'you May Already Be A Winner.'
Jack Ziegler
Use your inside voice
Robert Leighton
Old Macdonald Checks His Voice Mail:
Lee Lorenz
Meek Citizens Demand A Tiny Voice
JB Handelsman
I've Just Realized That The Nagging Little Voice
Barbara Smaller
The Court Is Sorry That It Raised Its Voice
Charles Barsotti
Hey, I'd Recognize Your Squeaky, High-pitched
Charles Barsotti
A Kindergartner Raises His Hand And Asks
Paul Karasik
This Suits Strength Will Surprise You
Jeremy Nguyen
If You Would Like To Receive A Guaranteed Annual
Robert Weber
The Din of the Crackers
William Haefeli
In The Midst Of Chaos
James Stevenson
He Went Down Singing
Warren Miller
At A Playground
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Their Flirtation Ground To A Halt
Carolita Johnson
Brought To You By Tender Leaf Tea
JB Handelsman
Where I Come to be Alone
Ellie Black
It's More Than A Mike!
Michael Crawford
New Yorker January 27th, 1992
Bruce Eric Kaplan
New Yorker October 9th, 1943
Roberta Macdonald
The Writing Public
Contest Editor
Gluyas Williams
New Yorker July 6th, 1992
Dana Fradon
New Yorker May 27th, 1944
George Price
Now Go Forth As An Independent Contractor
Eric Teitelbaum
A Frog Answers The Telephone
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker April 14th, 2008
Paul Karasik
New Yorker April 24th, 2000
Ruben Bolling
I Like His Earlier Work Better
Bruce Eric Kaplan
'hi. I'm John
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker December 8th, 1986
Ed Arno
Everyone's A Media Expert
Charles Barsotti
Welcome Aboard. This Is Your Captain
Mischa Richter
New Yorker June 1st, 1957
Saul Steinberg
Could Your Company Handle A Birthday Yodel?
Chon Day
I'll Second The Motion
Richard Decker
Feeling Insignificant
Jon Adams
Shh, Listen! The Sound Of My Voice
Liana Finck
That Was Too Many Fresh Original Voices For One
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I've Been Doing Some Voice-overs - The Funky
Donald Reilly
He's No Longer Voice-activated
Lee Lorenz
Now In A Loud Voice
George Price
I Do Believe His Voice Is Beginning To Change
Mischa Richter
I Think I've Finally Found My Own Voice
Bernard Schoenbaum
I Know By Outward Standards I'm Successful
Barbara Smaller
The Scene Is A Courtroom. A Lawyer Is Looking
Paul Noth
A Catcher Speaks To A Baseball Player
David Sipress
A Patient Lying Down Talks To His Shrink
J.C. Duffy
It's Our Oliver
Alan Dunn
To This Day
Donald Reilly
Happy Fortieth. I'll Take The Muscle Tone
Tom Cheney
A Man In French Imperial Costume Lays
Jack Ziegler
What I Want Is An Address That Speaks With One
Bernard Schoenbaum
A Woman Arguing With A Man Who Looks
David Sipress
The Tell-all Heart
Benjamin Schwartz
I Leave Messages In The Pussycats' Little
George Booth
Perhaps I Haven't Made Myself Clear. I Like
Michael Maslin