No Need to Get the Lawyers Involved
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Short of dressing up as male doctors
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All Dogs Go To Heaven
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He Tells It Like It Is
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Sorry Im Late
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If You Lie Down With Pugs
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A Man In A Bar Talks To A Woman
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'the Berlitz Guide To Parent-teacher Conferences'
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Up-to-date Career-specific Romance Novels
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I Used To Be Old
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It's Up To You Now
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A Father Says To His Son
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We can work up to antidepressants
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A Husband To His Wife
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You've Just Raided Your Last Patch!
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Will I Still Be Able To Not Exercise?
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The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines
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Floyd Benton Wakes Up To Five Inches Of Snow
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A Farmer Shows His Son A Barn That Is Locked
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I'll Quit When It Stops Being Fun
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Quicksand Or
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O.k., This Is The West Coast, O.k.? What
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I Am a Writer
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Inside of Body Experience
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Sorry, Son. Daddy Provides Food, Clothing
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We Located The Hissing Noise
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This Is The Part Of Capitalism I Hate
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If I Told You The Secret Of Making Light
Michael Maslin
It Would Speed Things Up
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But What If A Tyrant Comes To Power And No One's
Paul Noth
An Older Woman Talks To A Middle Aged Woman
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Time and Money to Date
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Let Me Guess. You Had It Up To Here
Warren Miller
A Policeman Holds His Hands Up To Stop A Man
John O'Brien
I Wish You'd Open Up To Me. I Need Some
William Haefeli
What's Prince Matchabelli up to This Year?
Helen E Hokinson
Do I Stay In Bed?
Jacob Breckenridge
Look Alive, Proust, You're Next
Harry Bliss
This Used To Be Florida
Felipe Galindo
A Husband And Wife Recline Next To Their Pool
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Don't Talk To Me
Tadhg Ferry
Somebody Needs To Be Taught A Lesson
Drew Dernavich
Way More Noise
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
An Entirely Average Person
David Ostow
I Don't Make The Rules
JB Handelsman
The Horse Is Nice
Arnie Levin
We Laugh At The Same Things
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker January 17th, 1959
Otto Soglow
Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
Jack Ziegler
How Not To Remember Names
Roz Chast
Samson Decides To Tae A Nap Instead
Al Ross
I Have Something To Say
George Price
Attention, Everyone! I'd Like To Introduce
Jeff Kaufman
If You Would Care To Take A Seat
Jack Ziegler
Mrs. Davis, I Think I Have To Slow Down
Robert Weber
A Train Heads Toward A Tied Up Victim Traveling
John O'Brien
I Wanted This To Work
Tadhg Ferry
A Cowboy Talks To His Horse In A Tree
Michael Maslin
Set The Alarm For 2020
Will McPhail
I Just Got Damn Well Fed Up With Being Formal All
Richard Taylor
Why, It's Daphne - Home From Foxcroft
Richard Taylor
We Think He Picked It Up At The Kennel
Mike Twohy
I'm Going To Ask The Jury To Hold Its Applause
Michael Maslin
Filling Up On Bread
Ellis Rosen
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
The Courts Ruled That We Had To Open It Up To All
Mike Twohy
Paper Or Plastic?
Tom Cheney
You Fermented Everything?
Liza Donnelly