Roswell NM 1947
Pat Byrnes
Results are still preliminary
Drew Panckeri
Thanksgiving Aliens
Andy Dubbin
A Man Takes A Picture Of Ufo's
Peter C. Vey
Drat! I Suppose The Market
Lee Lorenz
Do Not Be Afraid
Tim Hamilton
New Yorker May 20th, 1950
Alan Dunn
The Good Ones Are Taken
Jose Arroyo
Space Aliens Walk Out Of A Giant Toaster Space
Michael Maslin
I Don't Understand It. They Loved Us In Michigan
Edward Frascino
Cowboy Walks Up To A Ufo Greeted By An Alien
Harry Bliss
New Yorker January 17th, 2000
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Wasn't This Blue Back In 1947?
Lee Lorenz
An Alien Hands A Teddy Bear To A Man
Peter C. Vey
Two Aliens, Dressed In Tutus, Hair Bows
David Sipress
An Alien Addresses A Human
Bruce Eric Kaplan
The Truth Is Out There The Pee Tape
Brendan Loper
Pear Shaped Object
Frank Cotham
Take Me To Your Puppet
Lars Kenseth
Two Soldiers And A Captain Address An Alien
David Sipress
Irrefutable Evidence
Roz Chast
For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us
Robert Leighton
Less Troubled By The Alien Invaders Than
Benjamin Schwartz
Two Aliens Fly A Saucer Down A Highway
Michael Maslin
There's My Wallet - Right Where I Left It
Michael Maslin
They're Very Time-sensitive
Frank Cotham
Take us to your most influential power couple
Sara Lautman
We clearly came at a bad time
Pia Guerra
Could You Come Back In A Few Months
David Sipress
The Media's Going To Be All Over This
David Sipress
Put This With The Alien Stuff
Ivan Ehlers
Blaming the Democrats
David Sipress
Navigational Error
Jack Ziegler
An Alien Businessman Addresses A Man Standing
Peter C. Vey
An Alien Space Craft Lowers Two Sneakers Tied
Kaamran Hafeez
If You Won't Ask Him For Directions
Michael Maslin
Orbistic Medicine? You Treat Whole Planets?
Warren Miller
Earth's Natural Resources
Joe Dator
A Really Good Book
Peter C Vey
Unsubscribe Us
Juan Astasio
A Little Less True To Life
Suerynn Lee
Take us To Your Lobbyists
Maddie Dai
These Decisions Are So Political
Lars Kenseth
I Know A Hoax When I See One
Frank Cotham
Can't Wait To See The Look On His Face
Peter C Vey
They're Returning Him
Charlie Hankin