Pickles if you do not get off my lap we are toast
Julia Suits
Man, Holding Dog, Speaks To Dog As Both Watch
Harry Bliss
A Medically Uneventful Summer
Edward Koren
Now More Than Ever I Need The Right Kind
Bruce Eric Kaplan
And They Say Electric Cars Aren't Practical
Robert Weber
New Yorker November 24th, 2008
Peter Mueller
Breakfast At Tiffany's
Stuart Leeds
To Living Very New York But Feeling
Al Ross
A Man Makes A Toast At A New Years Party
Barbara Smaller
A Grand Institution With A Large Toaster Statue
Jack Ziegler
One Office Worker
Peter C. Vey
Here's To The Best Damned Antagonist A Guy
Benjamin Schwartz
Baked Beans On Toast
JC Duffy
Milk Toast
One Of The World's Most Deadly Foods!
Roz Chast
A Father Gives A Toast At His Daughter's Wedding
Zachary Kanin
Here's To Old Friends Who Are Hard To Shake
Peter C. Vey
A Slot Just Opened Up
Elisabeth McNair
Recipes From The Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
Roz Chast
Two Men In Bar Toasting Their Drinks
Mike Twohy
Sissy Sheffield's Love Affair With Cinnamon Toast
Edward Frascino
A Man Gives A Toast To The Bride And Groom
Zachary Kanin
A Toast To Everyman And The Human Condition
Henry Martin
Here's To You And Me And The Little Thing We've
Henry Martin
God And Marshmallows
Robert Leighton
Man Sitting On Edge Of Bed Looking Out Window
Jack Ziegler
To The Woman Who Discovered Fire!
Al Ross
To Wealth, Even If It's Only On Paper
Arnie Levin
Here's To The Greatest Goddam Foundation
James Stevenson
The Next Cronut #1
Emily Flake
He Wasn't Even Early
Julia Bernhard
My Wine Preference
Evan Lian
Tucker Carlson Has No Filter
Barry Blitt
Here We Are
Carolita Johnson
People Stand In Line At Atm Which Is An Automatic
Drew Dernavich
She's Still There
Liana Finck
Last Year Next Year
Elisabeth McNair
In A Gym, A Man Holds A Dumbell With Two Huge
Peter C. Vey
New Yorker August 5th, 1939
George Price
I Don't Like To Tattle, But
George Booth
All Power To Some Of The People
JB Handelsman
To Our Divorces - Powerful Tools Of Capital
Edward Koren
To Jailed Comrades!
Frank Cotham
New Yorker December 12th, 1994
Jack Ziegler
To The Rich
Joseph Mirachi
New Yorker August 19th, 1944
Alain
To The Better Mousetrap
Christopher Weyant
To Politicians Without Borders
William Hamilton
Well, Pook, Here's To One Old Marriage That
William Hamilton
Are The Kids Asleep?
Peter Mueller
To Representation Without Taxation!
Dana Fradon
In Charlie's Hands Wealth Just Never Seems
William Hamilton
Here's To Oklatexakalamissianageorgialinatuckysee
David Sipress
Life Before Cereal
Roz Chast
Nothing to Worry About
Avi Steinberg
New Yorker September 4th, 2006
Jack Ziegler
And - What The Hell - Good Will Toward Women!
Al Ross
When It Came To Outside Catering
Glen Baxter
Getting In Step With The Global Slowdown
Roz Chast
To A Wonderful Amphibious Being!
Mischa Richter
To Motherhood
Bernard Schoenbaum
To Sentient Beings Everywhere!
Ed Fisher
Ladies And Gentlemen
Henry Martin
The Toast Whisperer
Jack Ziegler
Wood-oven-toasted Rosemary Focaccia Or
David Sipress
Who Ordered The Bravest Tuna On All The Seven
Joe Dator
You've Been Getting Dressed With Me - Herb Henry
Michael Maslin
We Lost Her After That
William Steig
At Long Last
Jack Ziegler