New Yorker October 25th, 1993
Roz Chast
On My Way Home Today On The Bus
George Booth
Welcome to Congress
Barry Blitt
The answer is a dog
Michael Maslin
The Old Man, The Sea And The Well-Meaning Neighbor
Paul Noth
Read Me The Part Again
Peter Arno
One Old Man Drinking At A Bar Speaks To Another
Mick Stevens
From The Top - 'Watermelon Man.'
George Booth
The old man who lives there uses dead children to score political points
Jeremy Nguyen
If I Die First
George Booth
Hey, Gramps, Is 'deathbed' One Word Or Two?
Jack Ziegler
Good News, Honey - Seventy Is The New Fifty
Victoria Roberts
The Knees Are The First Thing To Go
Mike Twohy
Scientists Have Extended The Life Of The Fruit
George Booth
Two Elderly Men Meet In A Boxing Ring
Zachary Kanin
Rhino-horn Powder Works For Pederman With No Side
George Booth
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50
Roz Chast
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
Two older men walk with canes through a park.
Harry Bliss
No, Dad, I Don't Want To Toss The Old Pill Around
Herbert Goldberg
A Wind Of Change Was Sweeping Through The Old
Glen Baxter
The Ravages Of Time
Roz Chast
The Senior Prom
William Hamilton
The Best Drug Trials
Evan Lian
And For God's Sake Stay As Far Away
William Hamilton
I Was Focussing On The Deficit
Lee Lorenz
I'll Be On The Porch
George Price
This Could Be The Marriage All Our Other
William Hamilton
Now That The Children Are Gone
James Stevenson
Saints Preserve Us! The Boulevardier Got Another
George Price
Mr. Coughlin Over There Was The Founder Of One
Warren Miller
Make It One For My Baby And One More For The Road
Mort Gerberg
Where Do You Stash The Porno
Warren Miller
'retirement Training Program'
Very Good
Kim Warp
Three-martini Science
Jack Ziegler
By The Old Moulmein Pagoda
Perry Barlow
As Far As I'm Concerned
Joseph Mirachi
And Don't Go Auctioning Off My Stuff
Edward Frascino
New Yorker August 21st, 1978
Everett Opie
The Seven Ages Of Man:
Sleepy
Sidney Harris
The Fifty-five-gallon Drum Is Completely Filled
Warren Miller
The Presidency? By All Means
Bernard Schoenbaum
The Kids Are Grown Before You Know
W.B. Park
Him I like #1
Benjamin Schwartz
I'd Like To Advise You In This Matter
JB Handelsman
And They Lived Happily Ever After -
Dean Vietor
Well, How'd You Make Out?
George Price
New Yorker September 8th, 1986
George Booth
A Man With Pants Up To His Pecks Is Sitting
Benjamin Schwartz
Sorry, Sir, But The High-quality Items You're
Ed Fisher
These Are The Fortneys. The Fortneys Are Young
Dana Fradon
There Are The Arts
Warren Miller
Anything From The Organ Cart Today
Lee Lorenz
I Can See By The Sudden Appearance Of Little
Jack Ziegler
Mr. Stephenson Is The Subject Of A Widely
Paul Noth
There's A Burglar Prowling About In The Blue Room
Peter Arno
I Believe Jazz Did Come Up The Mississippi
James Stevenson
Gentlemen, After Much Soul-searching I've Decided
Henry Martin
Well, Old Girl, This Is The Third Act. What, If
Robert Weber
The meaning of existence is this jar of salt
Paul Noth
One Day At A Time
George Booth
A Man On Top Of A Shack With A Ladder
Frank Cotham
Today I'm Fifty - The Old Halfway Point
Robert Weber
Two Older Men Are Sitting An An Empty Bar Talking
Jack Ziegler
Summer Reading Goal
Lars Kenseth
I Know You're Wired To Respond To Successful
Lee Lorenz
We Decided To Hang On To The Old Black-and-white
JB Handelsman
Look After Foster
Lee Lorenz
Mr. Blanny Has Suggested That
George Booth
Never Forget
William Hamilton
Many Years Ago
Henry Martin