Make That A Double
George Booth
Cookie and no cookie
Joe Dator
I Remember When I Was The Donald!
Lee Lorenz
Are You Just Pissing And Moaning
Edward Koren
The Dressage Fan
Emily Flake
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
The Gentleman At The End Of The Bar
Travor Spaulding
I, Too, Used To Drink The Amber-colored Fluids
Jack Ziegler
The Point Is To Get So Much Money That Money's
William Hamilton
Happy Hour Is Beginning To Scare The Bejeezus
Charles Barsotti
The Higher Rooftop
Drew Dernavich
Some Of Us Are Unsung Heroes
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker September 14th, 1987
Jack Ziegler
They Say, 'the Fox Knows Many Things, But
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Outgrown the Bar Scene
Colin Tom
You're Making My Friend Uncomfortable
John Donohue
A Fish At A Dog Bar Says
Charles Barsotti
O.k., You Could Have Been Great. Now Get
Charles Barsotti
Anthony Houserman
James Stevenson
No, We Don't Have A Tv, But We Do Have A News
Bill Woodman
Joe, The Beautiful People Are Back
Bill Woodman
Poor Bastard. The New York 'times' Just Panned
William Hamilton
Who's Taking My Order - The Committee
Michael Crawford
Let Me Know When Those Two Kids Across The Street
Harry Bliss
I Tell The Truth
Peter C. Vey
Hey, I Love What You've Done With The Office
Peter C. Vey
The Guy At The Other End Of The Bar Would Like
Peter C. Vey
Mantis Lunch
Felipe Galindo
Oh, Not Bad. The Light Comes On, I Press The Bar
Tom Cheney
A Man Outside A Bar Checks His Watch And Reads
Isaac Littlejohn Eddy
Ned's Incommunicado Bar Advertises A Lack
Michael Maslin
A General Explains His Medals To The Woman Seated
Liza Donnelly
A Woman And Man Sit At A Table And The Woman
Edward Koren
Industrial Crisis
Gluyas Williams
Well, So Much For Happy Hour
Bill Woodman
A Bartender Speaks To A Man Who Is Sitting
Emily Flake
A Man Trying To Pick Up A Girl At The Bar Passes
Jack Ziegler
He's Had A Pretty Bad Shock. His Wife Walked
Chon Day
I've Always Been An Outsider
Lee Lorenz
Oh, Come On, What's A Martini Without An Olive?
Charles Barsotti
Your Mom Wants To Buy You A Drink
Bill Woodman
Hey, You! Wanna Be My Best Friend?
Jack Ziegler
I'm Nothing
William Hamilton
New Yorker May 7th, 1990
Eldon Dedini
I Don't Think Of Myself As A Wolf Man Or A Wolf
Zachary Kanin
If It Makes You Feel Better - Yes
Lee Lorenz
I Tell You, That Federal Witness-protection
Mort Gerberg
In Life As Well As In Politics
Charles Barsotti
Help! I'm Being Held Prisioner!
Warren Miller
Ordinarily We Just Ignore Him. But
Robert J. Day
Of all the wet cement in all the towns
Julia Suits
An Unshaven Man Says To Another Man At A Bar
Frank Cotham
The Only Thing I Believe In Is My Volvo
Donald Reilly
The Icebreaker
Jack Ziegler
The City is So Quiet
Margalit Cutler
Here's To The Best Damned Antagonist A Guy
Benjamin Schwartz
A Manis Speech Bubble With The Word Scotch
David Sipress
On The Seventh Day
Joe Dator
Will That Be All
Peter Arno
A Bartender Cleans A Glass. At The Other End
Frank Cotham
One Man Says To Another At A Bar
Peter C. Vey
A Woman At A Bar Struggles To Tie A Knot
Roz Chast
To Avoid The Tedium Of This Endless Socializing
Jack Ziegler
I Remember The Second World War. That's The One
Dean Vietor
I'm Saying, Why Buy The Cow When I Can Continue
Emily Flake
I Love Blue Martinis. It's Like The Fifties
Barbara Smaller
To The Better Mousetrap
Christopher Weyant
Two Older Men Are Sitting An An Empty Bar Talking
Jack Ziegler
It's The Big Guy
Bill Woodman