The Phrase You're Groping For Is 'thank You.'
Lee Lorenz
Thank You For Your E-mail
Elisabeth McNair
Thank You So Much For Coming
David Sipress
Thank you so much
William Haefeli
Your Emails May Be Monitored And Recorded
Kaamran Hafeez
Thank You For Not Running For President #1
Christopher Weyant
Not Guilty, Your Honor, And Thank You For Asking
Frank Cotham
Thank You For Waking Me Up
Jeremy Nguyen
Thank You, April. Now For The Runner-up:
Ed Fisher
Thank You Notes
Zachary Kanin
Dear J.j.: Thank You So Much For Your Lovely
Mort Gerberg
Dear H. & T. Plumbing Company: Thank You So Much
Henry Martin
Back To Doing Absolutely Nothing
Kim Warp
Believing In Santa
Barbara Smaller
Thank You For The Lovely Pin-cushing
Perry Barlow
Thank You For Agreeing
Akeem Roberts
Thank you For Coming Tonight
Peter C Vey
Dear Mom And Dad: Just A Quick Note To Thank #1
Tom Cheney
Next Customer
Peter Kuper
Dear Aunt Frieda: Thank You Very Much
Charles Saxon
Moses Engraves Dear G-d
Edward Steed
I've Been Extra Nice
Frank Cotham
My reputation is flawless
Ellis Rosen
New Yorker May 12th, 2008
Roz Chast
Still, Edgar, You Were Loyal Longer Than Most
Charles Barsotti
One man at work thanks the other for taking the blame
Peter C Vey
Restless Spirit
Sara Lautman
Three Balloons With Get Well Messages
Amy Hwang
Deadlock In Moscow
The General Secretary Insists
James Stevenson
Here Comes the Airplane
Benjamin Schwartz
New Yorker June 14th, 1999
Al Ross
New Yorker February 27th, 2006
Michael Shaw
New Yorker September 6th, 1999
J.C. Duffy
New Yorker September 8th, 1986
Jack Ziegler
Letters From Grateful Schoolchildren
Barbara Smaller
Thank Goodness You're Here - I Can't Accomplish
David Sipress
You Ever Wonder If Trump Is Karmic Retribution
Benjamin Schwartz
Something Way Worse
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Letting Me Crash Here
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Not serving subpoenas tonight
Brendan Loper
Leave it on That Crag
Lila Ash
You Must Thank Uncle William
Garrett Price
I'd Love Some Feedback
Liana Finck
A Man Is Seen Talking While Driving A Car
William Haefeli
Remember the plan
Darrin Bell
The Writing Public
Dear Aunt Ella: - The Silver
Gluyas Williams
One Of Lifes Greatest Pleasures
JB Handelsman
I'd Thank You Harrison
Frank Modell
This One's From You Know Who
Frank Modell
Thank You For Letting Us Consider The Enclosed
Lee Lorenz
Thank You, Gentlemen - You May All Leave
Tom Cheney
Thank You, Mr. Mulvaney, But What We're Really
Harry Bliss
Thank You, Bentley. We Get The Picture
Bill Woodman
'thank You For Sending Us Your Manuscript
Edward Steed
Thank You, Nathaniel. I Think
William Hamilton
Thank You For Choosing The Lying-in Hospital
Henry Martin
Thank You All For Coming. Starting Next Year
Donald Reilly
Thank You, Adrian. Parenting Is A Learning
Robert Weber
Thank You. We Laughed More In One Night Than
Edward Koren
Thank You, Allardyce
Gardner Rea
Thank You, But I Think I Can Manage
Sydney Hoff
Thank You, But I've Already Provided
Frank Cotham
Thank You, That Was Very Nice. Next!
Tom Cheney
Thank You. Have A Star-quality Day!
Charles Saxon
Well, Thank You, I'd Love To. Are The Himalayas
Robert Weber
And Now I Want To Thank You Very Much
Chon Day
Why, Thank You, Sir. And I'd Like To Add That I'm
Jack Ziegler
I Thank You Guys For A Wonderful Time -
Edward Koren
No, Thank You. One Martini And I'm Out Like
Robert Weber