Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?
Charles Barsotti
What's The Next Best Medicine?
Charles Barsotti
Several Pairs Of Shoes Dangle Over An Electrical
Charlie Hankin
I've Done It Again
Frank Cotham
Well, Please Look Again, Operator. It's Fluffy -
Charles Barsotti
A Ying Talks To A Yang On The Phone
Mike Twohy
You're Why I Have The Moat
Charles Barsotti
The Doctor Is In Court On Tuesdays And Wednesdays
Mike Twohy
Businesswoman At Her Desk On The Telephone
Kim Warp
A Disgruntled Man Who Is Ready To Go To Sleep
Tom Cheney
One Day At A Time
George Booth
A Rotary Telephone Addresses A Smartphone When
Farley Katz
A Man And Wife Stand In The Kitchen
Michael Crawford
I Like Things To Be Done My Own Particular Way
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Do You Have Any Idea Who It Is You're Talking To?
Peter C. Vey
Would You Like To Hear Some Music While You Hold?
Charles Barsotti
Three Groups Of Birds Sit On Telephone Wires
Edward Koren
It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is There Anything We'd
David Sipress
A King Is Seen Answering His Telephone
Charles Barsotti
Hey, I'd Recognize Your Squeaky, High-pitched
Charles Barsotti
Remember The Great Cranberry Scare Of '59?
George Booth
Richard, We Need To Talk. I'll E-mail You
Aaron Bacal
A Businessman Standing On A Street Corner Talks
Mark Thompson
A King Gives Instructions On The Telephone
Charles Barsotti
Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff
Sydney Hoff
It's Our Oliver
Alan Dunn
Must You People Always Call At Dinnertime?
Charles Barsotti
Oh, Nothing. How About You?
Tom Cheney
If You Require Immediate Assistance
John Caldwell
Go Ahead. Press One For More Options
Edward Koren
A Man Standing In A Block Of Cement Talks
Frank Cotham
Woman Speaks Into Her Cellphone
Peter Mueller
Two Boys Walk Down A Sidewalk
Emily Flake
Mario Patrizio
William Hamilton
Nothing. I Just Called To Say I Found A Working
Michael Crawford
It's For You
Donald Reilly
Would You Like A Little Phone Sex While You Hold?
Charles Barsotti
You Have Reached Our 800 Number. . . . If
Warren Miller
A Man Is Seen Walking Down The Street Talking
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Man Shouts Down Into A Large Hole In The Ground
Frank Cotham
A Man Is Seen Talking On A Cell Phone
Harry Bliss
Thanks, I'll Write That Down
Victoria Roberts
Is That Your Cell Phone Or Are You Just Glad
Donald Reilly
Cell Phone Marathon
Tom Cheney
New Yorker May 24th, 1999
Arnie Levin
How Nice Of You To Call Me Out Of The Blue
Warren Miller
Eat Your Lunch
Charles Barsotti
I Sold His Unlisted Phone Number To Telemarketers
William Haefeli
How May I Direct Your Call? Doctor-assisted Or
Jack Ziegler
She's Not Here. She's At Fine Stores Everywhere
Robert Weber
'a' As In Argyrokastron?
Alan Dunn
Please Listen Carefully To The Available Options
Frank Cotham
A Large Piece Of Swiss Cheese Talks
Charles Barsotti
He's Dead. Would You Like His Voice Mail?
David Sipress
Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin
Roz Chast
Am I too late
Charles Saxon
Two Hikers Looking At A Map Are Seen Speaking
William Haefeli
A Climber Stands On A Ledge
Tom Cheney
Proof in the Pudding
Peter C Vey
A Wife Speaks To Her Husband On The Beach
Peter C. Vey
A Baseball Pitcher Stands On A Mound. A Player
Corey Pandolph
It's Not Difficult - You Go 'hi
Charles Barsotti
Not At All. We're Just Breeding Contempt
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I Wanted To Get That Annie Leibovitz Person
Robert Weber
Well, Actually, We're Watching 'gunsmoke,' But
Joseph Mirachi
Sorry. You Want Manny Hanny. This Is Henny
Arnie Levin
No Decision. They're Still Sleeping On It
Bernard Schoenbaum
Sometimes A Good Excuse To Get Off The Telephone
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Middle Aged Man Speaks On The Telephone
Kaamran Hafeez
Approval Heaven:
Compliments From Telephone
Roz Chast
A Man Suspends Upside Down From Telephone Wires
Farley Katz