Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?
Charles Barsotti
What's The Next Best Medicine?
Charles Barsotti
I've Done It Again
Frank Cotham
Several Pairs Of Shoes Dangle Over An Electrical
Charlie Hankin
Well, Please Look Again, Operator. It's Fluffy -
Charles Barsotti
A Ying Talks To A Yang On The Phone
Mike Twohy
Businesswoman At Her Desk On The Telephone
Kim Warp
The Doctor Is In Court On Tuesdays And Wednesdays
Mike Twohy
A Disgruntled Man Who Is Ready To Go To Sleep
Tom Cheney
A Rotary Telephone Addresses A Smartphone When
Farley Katz
One Day At A Time
George Booth
You're Why I Have The Moat
Charles Barsotti
Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin
Roz Chast
I Like Things To Be Done My Own Particular Way
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Do You Have Any Idea Who It Is You're Talking To?
Peter C. Vey
Would You Like To Hear Some Music While You Hold?
Charles Barsotti
Three Groups Of Birds Sit On Telephone Wires
Edward Koren
It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is There Anything We'd
David Sipress
A King Is Seen Answering His Telephone
Charles Barsotti
Hey, I'd Recognize Your Squeaky, High-pitched
Charles Barsotti
Remember The Great Cranberry Scare Of '59?
George Booth
A Businessman Standing On A Street Corner Talks
Mark Thompson
Richard, We Need To Talk. I'll E-mail You
Aaron Bacal
A King Gives Instructions On The Telephone
Charles Barsotti
A Man And Wife Stand In The Kitchen
Michael Crawford
Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff
Sydney Hoff
It's Our Oliver
Alan Dunn
Oh, Nothing. How About You?
Tom Cheney
If You Require Immediate Assistance
John Caldwell
Go Ahead. Press One For More Options
Edward Koren
A Man Standing In A Block Of Cement Talks
Frank Cotham
Woman Speaks Into Her Cellphone
Peter Mueller
Mario Patrizio
William Hamilton
You Have Reached Our 800 Number. . . . If
Warren Miller
A Man Is Seen Walking Down The Street Talking
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Man Shouts Down Into A Large Hole In The Ground
Frank Cotham
A Man Is Seen Talking On A Cell Phone
Harry Bliss
Two Boys Walk Down A Sidewalk
Emily Flake
Thanks, I'll Write That Down
Victoria Roberts
Is That Your Cell Phone Or Are You Just Glad
Donald Reilly
Nothing. I Just Called To Say I Found A Working
Michael Crawford
Cell Phone Marathon
Tom Cheney
It's For You
Donald Reilly
Would You Like A Little Phone Sex While You Hold?
Charles Barsotti
How Nice Of You To Call Me Out Of The Blue
Warren Miller
Eat Your Lunch
Charles Barsotti
I Sold His Unlisted Phone Number To Telemarketers
William Haefeli
New Yorker May 24th, 1999
Arnie Levin
How May I Direct Your Call? Doctor-assisted Or
Jack Ziegler
A Large Piece Of Swiss Cheese Talks
Charles Barsotti
Anyone Here Named Hippity?
Charles Barsotti
She's Not Here. She's At Fine Stores Everywhere
Robert Weber
Your Emails May Be Monitored And Recorded
Kaamran Hafeez
A Husband And Wife Sit In Their Living Room
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Proof in the Pudding
Peter C Vey
I Wanted To Get That Annie Leibovitz Person
Robert Weber
He's Dead. Would You Like His Voice Mail?
David Sipress
Must You People Always Call At Dinnertime?
Charles Barsotti
Honey, I'm Home
Jack Ziegler
Am I too late
Charles Saxon
Two Hikers Looking At A Map Are Seen Speaking
William Haefeli
A Climber Stands On A Ledge
Tom Cheney
Mr. Foster Is Here. He Just Wants To Touch Base
Henry Martin
I Got Married
Justin Sheen
A Wife Speaks To Her Husband On The Beach
Peter C. Vey
A Baseball Pitcher Stands On A Mound. A Player
Corey Pandolph
It's Not Difficult - You Go 'hi
Charles Barsotti
Not At All. We're Just Breeding Contempt
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Well, Actually, We're Watching 'gunsmoke,' But
Joseph Mirachi
Sorry. You Want Manny Hanny. This Is Henny
Arnie Levin
It's A Survey
William Haefeli