Trump Being Sworn Into Office
Paul Noth
Is This Really Necessary
Arnie Levin
Damn It, Conway, When I Say Cheer Up, Don't Give
Stan Hunt
The Realtor Swore It Was Dormant
Jason Adam Katzenstein
I Swear To God
Hartley Lin
I Swear It Was A Cold Brew
Ali Solomon
Pirates Halloween Candy
Ali Solomon
New Yorker May 1st, 1943
Chon Day
Other Bad Words
Don Herold
He's Swearing In Full Sentences Now
Pat Byrnes
Consider Beginning Proceedings
Jason Adam Katzenstein
The Whole Truth
David Sipress
I'm Usually Good At This
Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski
I Heard One Of The Kids
Everett S Glenn
More Three Dimensional
William Haefeli
This Area Was All Wetlands Last Year
Warren Miller
If You Keep Your Eyes Open
JB Handelsman
If You Keep Your Eyes Open #1
JB Handelsman
New Yorker January 2nd, 2017
Liana Finck
Nothing but the Truth
Tom Chitty
Do You Suppose That's Basic English He's Using?
Alain
New Yorker September 5th, 1942
Perry Barlow
Eyes?
Blue.
Hair?
Wavy Brown
Perry Barlow
Any Place To Get Postcards Around Here?
Perry Barlow
Oh, Shucks! Dog Bite It! Gosh! Mercy Me!
Mischa Richter
Haven't You Any Maple-walnut?
Perry Barlow
Oath Of Allegiance
Perry Barlow
'paid Advertisement'
Roz Chast
His Whole Family
Robert J Day
New Yorker May 18th, 1998
Mort Gerberg
New Yorker January 31st, 1942
Alain
What's In It For Me?
Arnie Levin
I Wish You Wouldn't Talk About Those Japanese
Sydney Hoff
Do You Solemnly Swear To Tell The Truth
Dana Fradon
Do You Swear To Calm The Jittery Financial
Michael Crawford
I Swore They'd Never Take Me Alive
Robert Kraus
A Man Lies In Bed
Harry Bliss
A Naked Man Sitting On A Tree Branch Is Talking
Joe Dator
You Can Eat The One Marshmallow Right Now
Paul Noth
The Gentleman Says 'you Tell Me You've Got
Darrin Bell
I Was All Set To Quit
Donald Reilly
And The Next Thing I Knew
Harry Bliss
Impeachment Jury Duty
Brendan Loper
Two Mafioso-type Sharks Tie A Balloon To Another
Zachary Kanin
If It Slows
William Hamilton
A Mother Drops Off Her Kids At Boarding School
Pat Byrnes
Certainly. The Rest Of The Quotation Is 'deny Thy
Carl Rose
Several More Hours
Benjamin Slyngstad