Empty Nest Replacement Cat
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Substitute Mushrooms
Drew Panckeri
Back when we got him Rufus was a child substitute
William Haefeli
A Man Is Holding The Arms Of A Cat In A Tux
Shannon Wheeler
The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
Roz Chast
Consolation Pizza
Anne Fizzard
New Yorker March 19th, 2007
Drew Dernavich
The Improbable Burger
Roz Chast
Night Watch
Mr. R.l.van Horn: 2 To 4 A.m
Perry Barlow
That's Pork - The Meat Of The Pig. It Makes An
David Sipress
One Drinker To Another About A Man Passed
Drew Dernavich
The Program Committee Wishes To Announce That
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker March 20th, 1943
Alfred Frueh
Quick, Bartlett! Instill Them With Hope!
James Stevenson
Meat and Meat By Products
Lonnie Millsap
Zostra And Professor Dimitroff Have Been Marooned
Gluyas Williams
New Yorker October 21st, 1944
Alain
Do You Allow Progressive Substitutions?
Mike Twohy
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Roz Chast
New Yorker February 8th, 1999
Sidney Harris
Cheese Is Just A Substitute For The Love You've
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I Did It! I Did It! I Found A Substitute
Joseph Mirachi
The Burden of Simply Existing
Lila Ash
Commerce Group Urges Unfreezing Of Idle
Garrett Price
My Name Is Manny Gorgusson
Perry Barlow
How Do! I'm Ed Worthington. I'll
Henry Martin
Substituting Every Major Ingredient
Mads Horwath