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It's A Full Life
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What Should You Do? Here's What You Should Do:
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Of Course He Looks Peaceful - He's Lived
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Believe Me, Mrs. Crowley, When It's Time To Start
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I Don't Want Stock Options. I Want You To Pay
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What Do You Have In Investment-grade Reds?
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You Know, Sometimes I Don't Think Of Us So Much
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What Was It This Time
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I'd Love To Ask
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I Lost Everything In The Beanie Baby Crash Of
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To Hell With A Balanced Portfolio. I Want
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I'm Not Worrying. I've Got Most Of My Money
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Pirates Stand Around A Dug Up Treasure Chest
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How Was My Day? Advancing Issues Led Declines
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Hi. I'm Wendell
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I Meant Everything I Said Last Night
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'the Temptation Of Alan Greenspan'
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New Yorker April 26th, 1999
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Perhaps We Could Tell The International
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I'm Making A Bundle On Wall Street
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She's Registered At Salomon Smith Barney
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We're Hoping For An Uptick
Edward Koren
New Yorker December 6th, 1999
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This Has Been A Test. In The Event Of An Actual
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Last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45 percent profit
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A Man On The Street In A Pizza Costume Yells
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Got A Minute? A Couple Of Young Worrieds Need
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I Know You Didn't Tell Me To Sell
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My Broker Says Don't Panic
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Am I too late
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Looks Like Broker-assisted Suicide
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Hello. May I Speak To My Broker
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New Yorker September 16th, 1967
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But What Do I Get If He Lives?
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The Reading Public
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