New Yorker September 20th, 1999
Mort Gerberg
Have You Ever Seen A Dream Walking? Well
George Booth
The Participatory Blues
Michael Crawford
'george Gershwin
Roz Chast
Oh, You Press The Button Down. The Data
Lee Lorenz
You Do The Hokeypokey And You Turn Yourself
Bruce Eric Kaplan
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
George Booth
C'mon, Sugar, Take A Walk On The Mild Side
Marisa Acocella Marchetto
When We Were Together
Warren Miller
How Many Verses Of 'froggie Went A-courting'
Michael Crawford
Title: Pandora's Music Box. A Woman Is Thrust
Roz Chast
Old Macdonald Had A Farm
Jack Ziegler
Three Hysterically Blind Mice
Roz Chast
I Can't Help Thinking Of The Lyrics To That Old
Pat Byrnes
Title: Obsessive-compulsive Santa. Santa Is Shown
Roz Chast
New Yorker September 13th, 1999
Michael Maslin
I've Had It Up To Here With Him And His Lilt
Al Ross
Start Spreadin' The News . . . I'm Leavin' Today
Michael Crawford
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas
Jack Ziegler
Well, It's Official. Any Chance
Jack Ziegler
Gentlemen, Let's Pick It Up Again With 'i Been
Marshall Hopkins
My Daddy's Rich And My Ma Is Good-lookin'
Robert Weber
I'm A Little Teapot
Donald Reilly
I Hate To See The Evening Sun Go Down
Robert Weber
You Can Still Go Over The River
Mike Twohy
And When Did It ?rst Occur To You That Perhaps
Frank Modell
Who Knows The Words To The Theme Song
William Haefeli
Three Melodic Geniuses
Johnny DiNapoli
Damn It, Kimball, Don't You Know All The Words
Henry Martin
Oops! There Goes Another Rubber-tree Plant!
Victoria Roberts
New Yorker September 27th, 1976
Arnie Levin
We, The Jury, Find The Defendant Guilty
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Show Me The Way To The Next Karaoke Bar
Victoria Roberts
No, Thanks. I'm Still Hoping For A Trip
Donald Reilly
Have You Ever Considered
Ed Fisher