The laws of Gravity
Joe Dator
Ready to Land
Pat Achilles
Bigger Than Godzilla?
David Borchart
Headshot and Registration
Christopher Weyant
One small step
Tom Cheney
Tell Me Who To Vote
Emily Flake
We're Terrible At Gathering Intel
Christopher Weyant
David Attenborough's Morning
Joe Dator
Sue Every Person In The United States Who Doesn't
David Sipress
Parody Of Newton's Cradle. Six Wrecking Balls
Bob Eckstein
Oh, That's Good, Sir, That's Very Good - 'what If
Charles Barsotti
And I got this one for calling the President Sir sarcastically
Julia Suits
Back To The Office Sir?
Frank Cotham
Ship To Starboard
Robert J Day
Herd Immunity
Marisa Acocella Marchetto
New Yorker May 28th, 1955
Frank Modell
The High School Of Music And Art
Jack Ziegler
Introducing Smartass Phone -- A Cell Phone
Roz Chast
Your Favorite Scene
Frank Cotham
It Could Be Worse
Robert J Day
You've Come On A Bad Day
Leonard Dove
What Will It Be Now
Richard Decker
I'm Sure She'll Simply Adore
Alain
May we remove our frock coats
Frank Cotham
Cart In Front Of The Horse
George Booth
I Don't Like To Tattle, But
George Booth
Isn't Really Necessary
JB Handelsman
The Special Meal
Peter Kuper
Hasn't Changed Much
W Heath Robinson
TSA Mistletoe
Karen Sneider
What's Really Going On In China
JB Handelsman
A Man Who Is In Touch With Himself
JB Handelsman
We Find You Acceptable
JB Handelsman
Your Present Difficulties
JB Handelsman
Legal Under City Tenant Law
Ellie Black
New Yorker October 12th, 1987
Charles Barsotti
No Hourglass Model
Emily Flake
The President Finally Gets the Cabinet he Wants
Peter Kuper
Apple Pay Does Not Mean Apple Pays
David Sipress
Obamacare The Horrible Truth
Emily Flake
Do You Have A Minute To Talk About The Latest
David Sipress
A Chair with Armrests
Patrick McKelvie
Kanye's Crushing Personal Debt
David Sipress
Sir Sir Kindly Remove The Bolo Tie And Set
Tom Cheney
Sir, You've Been Downgraded To The Baggage
Nick Downes
Sir, A Couple Of Barneys Suits To See You
Bernard Schoenbaum
Sir, The Tip Of The Iceberg
Arnie Levin
Sir, I Have A Question That's Lunch-related
Mike Twohy
Sir, Would You Mind Changing Places With Me?
Charles Barsotti
Sir, He Wants To Know If We're Going To Set
Alan Dunn
Sir, I Think Corporal Smith Here Has A Suggestion
Alan Dunn
Sir, All The Junior Executives Join
Charles Barsotti
Sir, Would You Take This Latest Warning
Dana Fradon
Sir, I've Been Debriefed, Deprogrammed
Mischa Richter
Sir, I'm Leaving My High-paying Job
Dana Fradon
Sir Joseph Duveen
Peter Arno
Sir, Hubert - Please! You Know How They Blame
Leonard Dove
Yes, Sir, Dave. Out Here, Under The Big Sky
Robert Weber
Yes, Sir, Fat Free - Straight From The Gym
Charles Barsotti
. . . Yes, Sir, Folks . . . And Furthermore
Dana Fradon
Oh, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Sir
Charles Barsotti
Gently, Sir. It's Mother's Day
George Price
And, Sir, Love Will Win
Liz Montague
Yes, Sir. I Understand, Sir
Alain
I'm Sorry, Sir, But You Needed To Order
David Sipress
No, Sir, They Don't Come With The Cubicle -
Charles Barsotti
Sorry, Sir, But The High-quality Items You're
Ed Fisher
Dear Sirs: Yes! I Would Like To Learn More
Lee Lorenz
Sorry, Sir, But None Of Our Food Is Very Good
Dana Fradon
Oh, I'm Sorry, Sir, My Mistake. That Sign
Pat Byrnes
Excuse Me, Sir, But Are You Talking
Joseph Mirachi
Dear Sir: You're Probably Asking Yourself
Bernard Schoenbaum