The right to remain silent.
Brendan Loper
A moment of silence for all the people with jobs
Harry Bliss
Listen - We Just Stay Silent
William Hamilton
A Train Conductor Makes An Announcement To A Car
Ken Krimstein
Fair Warning
Asher Perlman
Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter
Joe Dator
And Now, For Your Entertainment, I Will Drink
Christopher Weyant
New Yorker July 28th, 2008
Lee Lorenz
All Right, Everybody. I Want Absolute Quiet
Frank Modell
A Monster That's Silently Mad
Jon Adams
Meek Citizens Demand A Tiny Voice
JB Handelsman
Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used
Christopher Weyant
Profiles In Hedging Your Bets
David Sipress
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything
Arnie Levin
I'm About To Fall Silent For An Hour Or Two -
Henry Martin
A Tiptoeing Ninja Speaks To The Other Ninjas
David Borchart
And, In Suburban News, Construction Of The New
Michael Shaw
Federal Bureau Of Feelings
Tom Cheney