Short of dressing up as male doctors
Paul Noth
A Small Dog Sits A Short Distance Away
Charles Barsotti
And Don't Come Back
Edward Steed
You Must Be This Tall
Harry Bliss
Last Year's Mistake
Avi Steinberg
Something That Says Country
Barbara Smaller
He'd Make A Wonderful Main Character For A Short
William Haefeli
Hypothermia
Brendan Loper
Shorts Weather
Liza Donnelly
I Feel Like Bad Guys Aren't As Scared
Zachary Kanin
Goldilocks and the Seventeen Black Shoulder Bags
Roz Chast
The Seasonal Styles of Gene
Dan Misdea
I Need Some Short-term Economic Stimulus
Bernard Schoenbaum
Short Week
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Sorry for the Short Notice
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Real Summer Legs
Julia Bernhard
Two Hour Nostalgia
Roz Chast
Sorry. You Want Manny Hanny. This Is Henny
Arnie Levin
The Shortest Day Of The Year
Warren Miller
Unflagging Support And Disturbingly Short Term
Christopher Weyant
Title: Australia's Short-lived God. A God Throws
Zachary Kanin
Here Comes An Out-of-print Collection Of Short
Edward Koren
Correct Length of Shorts
Brendan Loper
Summers Without You Are Short And Dark
Saul Steinberg
A Short Week
Brendan Loper
To Make A Long Story Short
Alan Dunn
A lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes
Peter C Vey
The Days Are Getting Shorter
Ellis Rosen
Life Is Too Short
JB Handelsman
Somewhere That Isn't So Touristy
Jeremy Nguyen
The Last Barber I Ate
Drew Panckeri
New Yorker July 19th, 1993
Jack Ziegler
See You In Italy At The End Of June
Saul Steinberg
Thou Shalt Not Comment
Benjamin Schwartz
New Yorker March 15th, 1999
Mike Twohy
I Have To Go Wee-wee
George Booth
A Three-dimentional ?gure Of Speech
Saul Steinberg
The State Of The World
James Stevenson
Bertha, Will You Do Me A Favor And Stop Reading
James Stevenson
It's Against My Religion To Serve Middle Aged
David Sipress
Ruining My Summer Vacation
Mike Twohy
Summer Reading Goal
Lars Kenseth
Walter Has Decided To Add Years To His Life
George Booth
Send It Back
Frank Cotham
A Tour Guide Shows A Family The Historic Lovers'
Zachary Kanin
Rapunzel and Icarus
Jason Adam Katzenstein
The Power Went Out
Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell
I Never Leave a Witness
Frank Cotham
A Man And A Woman Sit At A Table In A Restaurant
Peter C. Vey
Gesturing To A Candlestick On The Ground
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Captionless
A Library Book Shelf Is Divided
Bernard Schoenbaum
Yes he has deep pockets
Robert Leighton
Telling Everyone How Athletic You Are
Frank Cotham
On The Debit And Credit Sides
JB Handelsman
A Tall, Well-dressed Man Walks Past A Much
Charles Barsotti
Two Men Walk Down The Sidewalk Together: One
Michael Crawford
One Man Speaks To Three Others
Zachary Kanin
Men's-hemline Predictions For The Nineties
John O'Brien
New Yorker January 11th, 1988
Jack Ziegler
The Return Of The Minipants
Roz Chast
New Yorker March 30th, 1957
Saul Steinberg
Wilt Thou Really Have This Man To Thy Wedded
Richard Taylor
New Yorker September 30th, 1944
George Price
The Golden Tornado Basketball Team
Robert J. Day
Model Iman In A Pierre Cardin Pullover and Skirt
Kourken Pakchanian
New Yorker October 28th, 1944
Carl Rose
New Yorker July 4th, 1988
William Steig
I Think We Ought To Make One More Good Strong
Robert J. Day